Shannen Doherty Has A New Job

Being famous is hard to sustain. We all know that. And when the champagne fountain is shut off and the caviar tureens are empty, there's no one around to help a fallen fame pick up the pieces. They're on their... CONTINUE READING SHANNEN DOHERTY HAS A NEW JOB»

Posted on March 2, 2009 in The New Sadness, Where Are They Now? (2 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Pasadena Magazine | Shannen Doherty

Star Trek Martian Graduate!

If you went to see Quantum of Solace last weekend, then you already saw the new Star Trek trailer. And if you didn't go to see Quantum of Solace last weekend what were you doing last weekend? Anyway, the trailer's... CONTINUE READING STAR TREK MARTIAN GRADUATE!»

Posted on November 19, 2008 in Trailer, What America Wants (3 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Mash Ups | Nerds | Star Trek

One Of The Suckers Born Every Minute Can Pay To Meet A 90210 Casting Director

This weird Craig's List ad has so many funny parts, but one of them is the part where it's an ad for a class where you pay to meet a 90210 casting director that was posted today but calls the... CONTINUE READING ONE OF THE SUCKERS BORN EVERY MINUTE CAN PAY TO MEET A 90210 CASTING DIRECTOR»

Posted on October 16, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (0 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Bone Deep | Coachella

Those Who Do Not Remember Dirty Dancing Are Doomed To Repeat It

Last night, millions of people gathered in their homes, in bars, and in VFW halls to watch an historic clash between generations. An older person attempted to connect with younger people, but missed the mark. That's right: the mom on... CONTINUE READING THOSE WHO DO NOT REMEMBER DIRTY DANCING ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT»

90210: Someone Got Pushed! In The Face! About Racism!

Is anyone who watches this piece of shit show starting to think that maybe the writers don't have a plan? Like maybe their attitude was just "Let's get picked up for a second season, and then we'll worry about writing... CONTINUE READING 90210: SOMEONE GOT PUSHED! IN THE FACE! ABOUT RACISM!»

Which New TV Show Is The Most Popular Based On A Ridiculous Scale Of Measurement?

It's been a few weeks since this year's crop of new shows started, and the question on everyone's mind is HOW ARE THEY DOING IN TERMS OF FACEBOOK? Admittedly, that is not a question on anyone's mind. You could have... CONTINUE READING WHICH NEW TV SHOW IS THE MOST POPULAR BASED ON A RIDICULOUS SCALE OF MEASUREMENT?»

90210: "What's An Afterschool Special?"

Doesn't it seem SO EARLY for a "Should Annie lose her virginity or not?" episode? But okay. Last night's 90210 was kind of crazy. I kind of liked it. So, it's finally almost time for the West Beverly production of... CONTINUE READING 90210: "WHAT'S AN AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL?"»

Jessica Walter Energizes Her Base

Last night's 90210 had a subplot where drunk grandma and smart people's ever-weakening excuse to watch this show Jessica Walter volunteered to direct the school musical, Spring Awakening, and turned into a total Nazi about how the girls were dancing... CONTINUE READING JESSICA WALTER ENERGIZES HER BASE»

Posted on September 17, 2008 in Teen Soap Operas (1 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Jessica Walter | Spring Awakening

So It Seems Luke Perry Does Need The Work

90210 blew its wad in episode 3 with the revelation that Kelly's baby's father is: A good drinking game for this episode would have been "Take a drink every time they refer to Kelly's son's father in vague terms like... CONTINUE READING SO IT SEEMS LUKE PERRY DOES NEED THE WORK»

Brian Austin Green Makes Shaky, Paranoid, Non-Conversation On Ellen

He's probably out of the running to be revealed as Kelly Taylor's baby daddy on 90210 tonight, on account of them being step-siblings and all, but Brian Austin Green appeared on Ellen yesterday to promote his role on The Sarah... CONTINUE READING BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN MAKES SHAKY, PARANOID, NON-CONVERSATION ON ELLEN»

Brenda Walsh Can Still Hear The Chanting Of "Donna Martin Graduates"

Do 90210 geeks exist? If they exist, they will love this clip from next week's episode, because it mentions "Donna Martin graduates," which is the #1 top inside 90210 catchphrase that anyone remembers at all: Can you FEEL the awkwardness?... CONTINUE READING BRENDA WALSH CAN STILL HEAR THE CHANTING OF "DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES"»

Bravo Just Hearing About This Silver Spoons Show

Laguna Beach ended two years ago, The Hills just entered it's fourth season, 90210's debut episode pulled in record viewers for its home channel CW, and Gossip Girl is all the rage. Oh look, here comes Bravo. Hello Bravo! You... CONTINUE READING BRAVO JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS SILVER SPOONS SHOW»

90210 Tries To Make A Snappy Hills Reference, Fails

So last night on the new 90210, which yes, I know nobody cares about, there was this weird ad-libby scene where Ethan tells Annie about his emotional baggage and then he goes "I'll save most of that for my audition... CONTINUE READING 90210 TRIES TO MAKE A SNAPPY HILLS REFERENCE, FAILS»

Posted on September 10, 2008 in Backlashes (1 comments)
Tags: 90210

The Zack And Miri Vs 90210 Double Standard

This poster for Zack And Miri Make A Porno is banned in the USA (but not Canada.) Because of the heads: (Via /Film.) Which is weird, because there seems to be a double standard in this country when it comes... CONTINUE READING THE ZACK AND MIRI VS 90210 DOUBLE STANDARD»

Posted on September 5, 2008 in Movie Posters (4 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Kevin Smith | Zack And Miri Make A Porno

You Can Make It Up: Gossip Girl, The Hills, And The New 90210 Have Tea At The Plaza Hotel

Violin music gently filled the tastefully appointed Tea Room at the Plaza Hotel. Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen sat at a table near the back, along with Nate Archibald, Chuck Bass, and Dan Humphrey. Accompanying them were Heidi... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GOSSIP GIRL, THE HILLS, AND THE NEW 90210 HAVE TEA AT THE PLAZA HOTEL»

Posted on September 4, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (2 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Gossip Girl | The Hills

Why Can't There Be More Jason Priestleys?

Popular Hollywood blog Defamer has a post today about Jason Priestley, who showed up at a fundraiser last night sporting a full Galifianakis beard (Defamer's observation, points awarded) and was dismissive of questions about the new 90210 and extremely dismissive... CONTINUE READING WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE JASON PRIESTLEYS?»

Posted on September 4, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (3 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Jason Priestley

90210: Jason Priestley's Peach Pit Betrayal And Tilly And The Wall's Censored Song

I watched all 4 hours of Saved By The Bell, But With BJs last night, and I'm going to have to take the minority opinion and say that while it isn't a good show so far, I prefer it to... CONTINUE READING 90210: JASON PRIESTLEY'S PEACH PIT BETRAYAL AND TILLY AND THE WALL'S CENSORED SONG»

Watch 90210 Or Shannen Doherty's Doggies Will Die

Perusing the mainstream media coverage of the 90210 spinoff this weekend, I couldn't help but notice that Shannen Doherty has figured out talking points for her interviews about the new show. When asked why she's coming back, she claims it's... CONTINUE READING WATCH 90210 OR SHANNEN DOHERTY'S DOGGIES WILL DIE»

Posted on September 2, 2008 in Interviews, Teen Soap Operas (5 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Shannen Doherty

"Aaron Spelling Is Rolling Over In His Grave Right Now"

Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth tell EW about (among other things) the BJ in the first episode of the new 90210.... CONTINUE READING "AARON SPELLING IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW"»

Posted on August 28, 2008 in Interviews, Teen Soap Operas (0 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Death Cab For Cutie | Jennie Garth | Shannen Doherty

My Sight Unseen Early Review Of The New 90210

As a few blogs reported late yesterday, the CW has decided not to send advance screeners of the new 90210 to TV reviewers and reporters. Traditionally, of course, when producers keep their project away from critical eyes until release date... CONTINUE READING MY SIGHT UNSEEN EARLY REVIEW OF THE NEW 90210»

Posted on August 19, 2008 in Backlashes (4 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Coachella | Superchunk

Tori Spelling Still Struggling With The Whole "Self Worth" Thing

You would think that the sadness hanging over the set of the new 90210 would occur every morning when Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, and Shannen Doherty looked in the mirror. Don't get me wrong, work is work. I respect these... CONTINUE READING TORI SPELLING STILL STRUGGLING WITH THE WHOLE "SELF WORTH" THING»

Pigeonholing The Cast Of The New 90210

Because there aren't enough depictions of illiterate drama queens on television (there are so many depictions), the CW is, as we know, bringing back 90210, with a whole new cast, and also a whole old cast. They've dusted off Tori... CONTINUE READING PIGEONHOLING THE CAST OF THE NEW 90210»

Posted on August 1, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Soap Operas (4 comments)
Tags: 90210

Sneak Pics: The New 90210

Entertainment Weekly provided some new images from the CW's update on 90210 premiering this fall. Some = two. Whenever you hear someone use the word "some" they mean two. I've posted them after the jump. Be the first cool kid... CONTINUE READING SNEAK PICS: THE NEW 90210»

Posted on July 25, 2008 in Wait For It... (12 comments)
Tags: 90210

Brenda Walsh Vs. Brenda Walsh

The casting news today is about how Shannen Doherty will be following in the footsteps of Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, and Joe E. Tata, reclaiming her role in the WB's upcoming rebalenciagaboot of 90210. Which obviously begs the question, who... CONTINUE READING BRENDA WALSH VS. BRENDA WALSH»

Posted on July 21, 2008 in Casting Calls (4 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Brenda Walsh | Shannen Doherty

You Can Make It Up: Jennie Garth On The Set Of The New 90210

Everyone was so young and good looking. Their skin was firm and elastic, like their enthusiasm. Jennie Garth hovered near the craft services table pretending to casually eat seedless grapes, but actually sneaking Pepperidge Farm Milanos into her purse to... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JENNIE GARTH ON THE SET OF THE NEW 90210»