50 Cent finally breaks his legendary silence about his relationship with the Internet's Sexman. And more.... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT ON THE TONIGHT SHOW»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: 50 Cent | Conan O'Brien | Sexman | The Tonight Show
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in Photo
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS! I'm sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don't know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it's got "a mall scenes" in it, maels prortrying... CONTINUE READING CUIRTIS "50 CANT" JICKSON'S NEW MAVIE LOOKS GREET!»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: 50 Cent | Craigslist | Extras | LOLk
50 Cent made another of his impenetrably bizarre vlogs last week (although slightly less impenetrably bizarre than when he wears his Pimpin Curly costume and has nonsensical schizophrenic fights with himself) and this time he had a special guest vlogger:... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING: 50 CENT AND SEXMAN EDITION»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: 50 Cent | Sexman
Do you guys remember that neat short-film that was actually a promotion for Phillips TVs? It was a camera fluidly moving through a complicated 3D freeze-frame of a cartoonish high-action bank robbery-in-progress with a twist at the end, intended to... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT IS DEFINITELY AN OVER THE HILL CLOWN»
Posted on July 2, 2009 in Free Advertising, Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent
Someone just sent me this apparently new video (for some reason) and I was watching it and realized that I've never seen a 50 Cent video in my life. Is this what they're all like? 50 Cent mumble-syncs while barely... CONTINUE READING IS THIS WHAT ALL 50 CENT VIDEOS ARE LIKE?»
Posted on June 24, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent
Oh man. So, you know when you're at a fancy dinner party and two of your fellow fancy dinner party guests get into an argument about something mildly unimportant, but somehow the argument turns way deeper and more intense than... CONTINUE READING NSFW: 50 CENT DEPLOYS THE ON-LINE FEUD NUCLEAR OPTION»
Posted on March 13, 2009 in Feuds, Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Bitter Moon | Kanye West | Officer Ricky | Pimpin Curly | Porno | Rick Ross
Ummm. 50 Cent has added a new character to his Pimpin' Curly series. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.COM? Obviously, 50 is doing this because he's a celebrity in the midst of a crumbling career, and in his Connecticut... CONTINUE READING THE UNITED STATES OF 50»
Posted on February 20, 2009 in Music Related Content, WebJunk
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Tags: 50 Cent | Pimpin Curly
50 Cent has released a second installment in his completely unhinged "Pimpin' Curly" YouTube series in which he puts on a Jerri-Curl wig and acts like he's trying to get elected President of the High School Improv Troupe. Second installment?... CONTINUE READING WHO ISN'T HAVING SOME KIND OF PUBLIC BREAK DOWN THESE DAYS?»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Music Related Content, WebJunk
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Tags: 50 Cent | Melt Downs | National Failures | Pimpin Curly
50 Cent made this video this weekend. He was like "sorry, guys, I can't go to the Grammys, I have to put on a jerri-curl wig and act the fool in a way that is creepy and makes sense to... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT IS A HOMOSEXUAL»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in Music Related Content, Vlogging
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Tags: 50 Cent | Homosexuals | Pimpin Curly
People complain about Sundance now that it's become such a mainstream, Hollywood event. It's just about partying, people say. It's no longer about celebrating independent film, people say. These gift bags are too heavy, they make my arms sore, people... CONTINUE READING THE PROBLEM WITH SUNDANCE»
Posted on January 23, 2009 in Backlashes, Behind The Scenes, Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Jim Carrey | Sundance | Tony Yayo
This video was posted on 50cent.livejournal.com yesterday with the title "Kanye West Gets His Style From Gays" and a flashing EXCLUSIVE GIF. Well played, 50 Cent. Total burn. You got the magic zing. Take me to the candy zing. What?... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THINKS GAY PEOPLE WHO DRESS WELL SHOULD BE RESPECTED»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Fashion | Homosexuals | Kanye West
Reports PopBitch: "50 Cent has been competing on the Turkish version of Deal or No Deal, Varmisin Yokmusun. He spent two days selecting boxes and rapping in between breaks." Forget 21 questions, we just have one: WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN... CONTINUE READING IS YOUTUBE BROKEN OR SOMETHING?»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in Game Shows
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Tags: 50 Cent | Deal Or No Deal | Turkey | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Wow. This is easily the worst show on television! And there are so many bad shows on there! 50 Cent was wrong yesterday when he said that The Money and the Power was like The Apprentice but the difference was... CONTINUE READING THE MONEY AND THE POWER: GET UNDER THAT BUS, TONY YAYO!»
Posted on November 7, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: 50 Cent | Nine Inch Nails | The Money And The Power | Tony Yayo
Music Video Director: OK, 50, I've got a great idea for your new music video. It's going to be set in the future and you're going to be in, like, this futuristic basement lifting crazy weights. We will make them... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT IS LEGEND»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Nine Inch Nails
50 Cent's reality show, The Money and the Power, starts on MTV tonight, and I couldn't be more excited. OK, I could be way more excited. It wouldn't take that much, really. If you offered me half a sandwich that... CONTINUE READING WILL 50 CENT MURK THE REALITY SHOW CATCHPHRASE?»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: 50 Cent | The Money And The Power
Oh man. 50 Cent's new show The Money and the Power premieres on MTV tomorrow night. This is a preview clip (via Nah Right) in which he berates one of the contestants for calling him Curtis Johnson: "You must have... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: 50 CENT IS STUPID AND FULL OF HIMSELF»
Posted on November 5, 2008 in Reality TV, What America Wants
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Tags: 50 Cent | Racism | The Money And The Power
It's already been well established that 50 Cent's upcoming videogame, Blood on the Sand, is incredible. It's the only game that combines one of the biggest names in hip hop and the War in Iraq. And players are given the... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT AND THE KINGDOM OF THE OMG IS THAT A SKULL? LOLOL!»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in Music Related Content, Video Games, What America Wants
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Tags: 50 Cent | Blood On The Sand
50 Cent's MTV reality show The Money & The Power premiering November 6th at 10PM trailer, you guys: Yeah, people are coming up to 50 Cent every day and asking him for advice. Just walking up. At the bagel store... CONTINUE READING 50 CENT'S WORTHLESS ADVICE DOES COME FOR FREE IF YOU HAVE BASIC CABLE»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in Music Related Content, Reality TV
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Tags: 50 Cent | Coachella | The Money And The Power
50 Cent wrote, directed, produced, and starred in an upcoming film titled Before I Self Destruct. Yikes. I'm guessing he also edited this trailer (because of how it sucks). (via Vulture) Just another story about an inner city youth who... CONTINUE READING THE BEFORE I SELF DESTRUCT TRAILER IS GULLY»
Posted on October 10, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: 50 Cent | Before I Self Destruct | Coachella
Dear 50 Cent, When you are going to do a spoof of the NBA Finals ads for the new G Unit album, Terminate on Sight, you should end it on a note that makes people want to buy the album.... CONTINUE READING THERE CAN BE ONLY 50»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | G Unit | Lloyd Banks | Tony Yayo
It''s cartoon week over in Hip Hopolis. First there was Soulja Boy's animated response video to Ice T (in what has easily become the Second Best Feud of All Time), then there were the 10 Best Fan Made Hip Hop... CONTINUE READING YOUNG BUCK HAS BECOME A CARTOON CHARACTER»
Posted on June 26, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Young Buck
Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren't exactly new. Electronic Arts kind of blew the lid off of the underground nerd hobby last spring when they had Lilly Allen make a video for "Smile" in which she sang the... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: THE 10 BEST FAN MADE HIP HOP VIDEOS WITH SIMS OF ALL TIME»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Music Related Content, The Ultimate Argument Settler, Viral Video
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Tags: 50 Cent | Beyoncé | Jay-Z | Justin Timberlake | Lil Mama | Lil Wayne | M.I.A. | Nerds | Outkast | R. Kelly | Rihanna | Sims | UGK | Usher
Um ... just watch this and we'll talk about it after. (via Aziz Is Bored) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The three best things in the world, 50 Cent, video games, and the War in Iraq, all in one?!!!! From the... CONTINUE READING FRESH PRINCE OF PERSIA»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in Music Related Content, Politics, Video Games
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Tags: 50 Cent | Blood On The Sand | Vitamin Water | War In Iraq
I was going to post this clip a couple of days ago, but I was worried. On the one hand, it is crazy magical. On the other hand, I wanted my intentions to be clear that I was not making... CONTINUE READING IRON MIC: THE HOW'S YOUR NEWS OF HIP HOP»
Posted on April 11, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 50 Cent | Andrew W.K. | How's Your News? | Iron Mic
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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