Showing All "2012" Posts
Dec 16th, 2009 43 Comments
Probably the worst one yet. No, definitely the worst one yet.
There is nothing more Christian than a domestic abuser's song about chewing gum, I'm sure. Even the kids don't seem to be enjoying…   Read Story »
Nov 16th, 2009 50 Comments
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it…   Read Story »
Nov 13th, 2009 Comment
Look, the world is going to end in 2012. That's just a FACT. But how does it end? With a bang? With a whimper? With John Cusack driving a limousine off a cargo plane into a chasm filled with lava and…   Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2009 39 Comments
Did you know that the world will not end in a fiery (and also watery. And also snowy?) Apocalpyse that can only be outrun via limousine in the year 2012? Of course you did. Because everyone knows…   Read Story »
Nov 5th, 2009 33 Comments
Fair enough. But I Lots Of Love the fact that he is actually calling it 2013. Smart. The Mayans up in Mayan Heaven are like, uh, what?   Read Story »
Oct 30th, 2009 30 Comments
Adam Lambert, whoever that is, has a music video out now for a song from the 2012 soundtrack called "Time for Miracles." Fair enough! Just because you have a song on the 2012 soundtrack doesn't mean…   Read Story »
Oct 5th, 2009 13 Comments
This is funny. 2012 trailer with the CGI edited out. LOOK OUT FOR THAT FLYING MUD!   Read Story »
Oct 2nd, 2009 77 Comments
A five-minute clip from the upcoming disaster movie (double-entendre!) 2012 has been posted on-line, and it is hilarious. It is also as many minutes of 2012 as anyone really needs to see. We're done…   Read Story »
Jul 8th, 2009 6 Comments
io9 did a good job over the weekend of re-editing the 2012 trailer into '70s kitsch disaster porn. The pizza boy is here with your Apocalypse but he doesn't have any change!   Read Story »
Jun 19th, 2009 84 Comments
New 2012 trailer, you guys:
I do not trust you, Roland Emmerich! Admittedly, you didn't even direct Deep Impact, and yet when I watch this trailer I can't help but think of Deep Impact. Namely,…   Read Story »




















