Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive.... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: 2012»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Amanda Peet | Apocalypse | Chiwetel Ejiofor | John Cusack | Oliver Platt | Roland Emmerich
Look, the world is going to end in 2012. That's just a FACT. But how does it end? With a bang? With a whimper? With John Cusack driving a limousine off a cargo plane into a chasm filled with lava... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB REMINDER: 2012»
Posted on November 13, 2009
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Tags: 2012 | Amanda Peet | Apocalypse | John Cusack
Did you know that the world will not end in a fiery (and also watery. And also snowy?) Apocalpyse that can only be outrun via limousine in the year 2012? Of course you did. Because everyone knows that. Right?... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: 2012 IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | Idiocracy | NASA
Fair enough. But I Lots Of Love the fact that he is actually calling it 2013. Smart. The Mayans up in Mayan Heaven are like, uh, what?... CONTINUE READING ROLAND EMMERICH IS ALREADY WORKING ON A 2012 SEQUEL»
Posted on November 5, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | 2013 | Apocalypse | Roland Emmerich
Adam Lambert, whoever that is, has a music video out now for a song from the 2012 soundtrack called "Time for Miracles." Fair enough! Just because you have a song on the 2012 soundtrack doesn't mean you'll actually survive... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: ADAM LAMBERT DOES NOT SURVIVE 2012»
Posted on October 30, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Adam Lambert | Apocalypse | Roland Emmerich
This is funny. 2012 trailer with the CGI edited out. LOOK OUT FOR THAT FLYING MUD!... CONTINUE READING JOHN CUSAK IS A GREAT DRIVER»
Posted on October 5, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Acting! | Apocalypse | John Cusack | Roland Emmerich
A five-minute clip from the upcoming disaster movie (double-entendre!) 2012 has been posted on-line, and it is hilarious. It is also as many minutes of 2012 as anyone really needs to see. We're done here! It encapsulates everything. John Cusack... CONTINUE READING GOOD NEWS! WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE 2012!»
Posted on October 2, 2009
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | John Cusack | Roland Emmerich
io9 did a good job over the weekend of re-editing the 2012 trailer into '70s kitsch disaster porn. The pizza boy is here with your Apocalypse but he doesn't have any change!... CONTINUE READING I WANT DISASTER INSIDE ME»
Posted on July 8, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | Mash-Ups | Roland Emmerich
New 2012 trailer, you guys: I do not trust you, Roland Emmerich! Admittedly, you didn't even direct Deep Impact, and yet when I watch this trailer I can't help but think of Deep Impact. Namely, the part in Deep Impact... CONTINUE READING THE INDEPENDENCE DAY AFTER 2012 B.C.»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | John Cusack | Roland Emmerich
2012 teaser trailer, you guys: Haha. They wouldn't. The End. That was such a short movie! "How would the governments of our planet prepare 6 billion people for the end of the world?" HOPEFULLY NOT WITH ONE BELL HIDDEN IN... CONTINUE READING THE DAY AFTER THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | Roland Emmerich | Vampire Weekend
