The only thing worse than this song is the lip-synching. Yikes. The video director was like "do you want to try taking that one more time," but the dude was like "no, I'm sure I nailed it." But the…   Read Story »

You have had a lot of lovers in your life (yuck, you should stop calling them "lovers," do you realize that everyone hates how you always call them "lovers"?). What most of your friends would say to…   Read Story »

This footage from a 1980s computer fair is mesmerizing. I was going to say that they don't make nerds like they used to, but they basically do.   Read Story »

Man, remember malls, you guys? They were really popular a billion years ago, before the Earth was covered in water. Remember when the Earth wasn't covered in water? Well, back then, there were these…   Read Story »