This week, on a very special episode of Between 2,000,000 Ferns: That's it? The #1 danger facing children in America is their desire to run away, and the best thing we can do about it is have…   Read Story »

What a dick! Still! (Thanks for the tip, Mike.)   Read Story »

Hollywood is now developing a live-action/animation hybrid Alf reboot movie. The working title is No Duh, Of Course. It's going to be so great. America's teens are like "Oh man, I'm going to sell my…   Read Story »

It's crazy to remember how before The Skipper came along, everyone in the world didn't skip everywhere all the time constantly like we all do for sure now. But that's what happens when you combine a…   Read Story »

It's an art really, and the people you meet are fascinating. One day, if mankind ever realizes its true potential, everyone will just be a model.   Read Story »

Uhhhhh. At first you're like, well, no, right? No. Probably not. You can do all kinds of tricks with Photoshop these days, so I think the answer is no. But then Michelle Collins over at Best Week…   Read Story »

When Rich posted this over on FourFour he claimed that it was a "very important J.C. Penny denim fashion show," and after watching it I have to agree with him. It shows us just how far this nation…   Read Story »

The Rock is a really horrible actor and Jerry Bruckheimer suffers from a serious case of Cigar Face, but these types of comments will have to be put on hold because the two of them are producing a TV…   Read Story »

"As you get older, it can be so hard to find a true friend. So many people either already have a group of friends with their own inside jokes and their complicated intertwined relationships that when…   Read Story »

Whoa. This actually looks really good? Like, sure, it's got a Can't Hardly Wait meets Superbad meets Hot Tub Time Machine vibe to it, but that is an entirely pleasant vibe. Nothing wrong with that…   Read Story »