• What do you think of Anne Hathaway’s new hairstyle?! WOULD YOU HIT IT? (HER HAIR?) I like it fine. My great grandmother once told me, “Every girl should be blonde at least once.” Hahah. That’s true, she did. Soooooooo. -Dlisted
• Back in April, Edgar Wright teased that he had directed one shot in a summer film this year that wasn’t his own. But which movie was it?! Click 2 find out! -/Film
• In this video, two 8-year-old twin girls interview Craig Robinson and David Alan Grier. It is very cute, doy. -NextMovie
• Yesterday we heard that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey would be seen in the upcoming Anchorman 2, and today we have ANOTHER RUMOR ABOUT IT! Click 2 see who else might be in there, if u want 2 4 whatever reas0n! -FilmDrunk
• Aaron Paul talked to Vulture about saying “bitch” so much in the filming of Breaking Bad. He’s the best. -Vulture

A lot of people dislike exercise and avoid it at all costs because they don’t even know how to enjoy themselves. Exercise isn’t just about looking good it is also about feeling good, and what feels better than DANCING? (Sex, yes, and certain psychotropic drugs also, but mostly dancing.) FEEL THE BURN LOL JUST KIDDING THIS IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING BUT ALSO THIS GUY IS #WINNING LOL JUST KIDDING AGAIN BUT HE SEEMS LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN WHICH IS MORE THAN I COULD SAY ABOUT THE FOOTAGE OF MOST OF THE REST OF US ON SOME OLD TREADMILL SO THERE YOU GO.

As you may know, Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham recently filmed a sex tape with porn/The Canyons star James Deen, and a few days ago it was released by the same company that released Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. In those few days it has made a ton of money. (Apparently.) (That’s what people are saying.) (I haven’t seen any of the documents but I’m going to TRUST.) Okay! I hope she uses the money to create a better, much more private, and much more protected life for her baby. Hope hope hope! HOPING’S FREE, DOESN’T COST A THING! I don’t know too much about Farrah, or at least I try not to, but from what I know her life has been a sad nightmare ever since she entered the MTV Horror-Reality public spotlight. Something about her mom? Definitely something about her mom, and I’m pretty sure something about some surgeries and something more about not having any money and 100% something about how the child she has was not born into a great environment. It’s sad and it’s all in public and the world is a vampire, and all of that is made clearer than necessary in Farrah’s recent appearance on Entertainment Tonight. My goodness. Just to give you a taste, when asked why she made the sex tape she answered, “I have no relationships and I’m, like, sad sometimes. So, taking all this into consideration…that’s what brought me here today.” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! With this knowledge you can decide for yourself either to watch her interview with Entertainment Tonight OR ignore it completely and talk about what you’re having for lunch today! The world is sad enough when you DON’T include post-reality show young mothers and their depressing lives and sex tapes! YOU BE THE JUDGE!

I don’t have any children of my own, YET, hi ladies, but I’ve done my fair share of babysitting (ALWAYS BE ON YOUR GRIND) and I’ve seen movies and stuff. The point is: babies, right. Yes. For sure. These days, though, one of the hardest things about having a baby is knowing whether or not a baby has peed its diaper. Who has the time in our modern lives?! Oh, sure, you could just CHECK, but this is 2013. Checking is for ASSHOLES. (Can you believe that there was a time when people didn’t even have diapers?! I don’t know why we are still a species today because frankly I think everyone should have just KILLED THEMSELVES.) I know what you are thinking because we are all thinking it: now that we have diapers and also smart phones there has GOT to be a way to COMBINE those two things. Ding Dong McFly, say hello to TweetPee, the newest invention from Huggies. You simply place an electronic sensor on your baby’s dick or vagina and as soon as they start peeing through it, the sensor sends a fucking TWEET BLAST directly to your phone letting you know there is pee everywhere. THIS IS SO GREAT. Now you don’t even have to be in the same room as your baby. Just put it on the floor of the coat closet, strap the sensor to its dick, close the door so you don’t have to see its stupid baby face, and head out to the boom boom room for some cocktails. YOU FUCKING EARNED IT. FIST BUMP. What is your baby really adding to the conversation when you think about it? What is your baby’s BRAND, even?! Follow your baby’s pee on Twitter. THIS IS AN AWESOME WORLD WE LIVE IN AND I’M VERY EXCITED JUST TO BE A PART OF IT.

THE WORLD IS CHANGED, I CAN FEEL IT IN THE WATER. This is the second post in less than a month defending Gwyneth Paltrow against her detractors, despite the fact that I myself, and Videogum in general, has done as much if not more detraction as anyone. And look, she is still a terribly disillusioned fame monster whose pretty, pampered eyes are so fogged up from the myopic luxury of the bubble in which she lives that she has no idea what happens outside of that bubble nor what the bubble looks like to people who aren’t in it, and so she spends half of her life when she is not raking in cash from a movie set or writing cookbooks about macrobiotic lasagna simply describing the inside of the bubble to other people as if that is fun and useful for everyone rather than a painfully tone-deaf reminder of just how absurd the universe is and how deeply unjust the distribution of wealth has become that someone can profit from a website whose sole purpose is to make people feel poor. She is and will always be THE WORST. But even someone who is the worst, which Gwyneth Paltrow is, deserves some modicum of happiness in this life, and I am beginning to suspect that she doesn’t, and that’s too bad. Like, what does Gwyneth Paltrow actually LIKE? What does she ENJOY? Besides name-dropping “Jay-Z,” which, incidentally, if they were really as good friends as she was constantly saying they were, would she really call him “Jay-Z”? What about “Sean” or even just “Jay”? SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN LIARMARK! Anyway, the two Gwyneth Paltrow stories that have emerged this week from the Met Costume Institute Gala are really making me (not really, I have other things to do) worry about her!