Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Apr 23rd, 2009 12 Comments
Billy Bob Thornton rolled up the sleeves of his tailored $3,500 denim snap button shirt and did not tuck them into his $800 pre-distressed 45 RPM jeans as he got into the back of his limousine, which… Read Story »
Apr 16th, 2009 14 Comments
Jamie Foxx threw down the Polaroids he had just taken of his dick, the ones he had been staring at thoughtfully for the past half hour, and picked up the phone. He would have one of his personal… Read Story »
Apr 9th, 2009 13 Comments
Nicolas Cage woke up in his California King-sized bed made of solid gold under sheets woven of unicorn hair farmed from his own menagerie. But rather than pushing the emerald button (made out of a… Read Story »
Apr 2nd, 2009 17 Comments
Johnny 5 popped a wheelie as he hummed along to his favorite C + C Music Factory song. He could still taste Stephanie's lip gloss on his face receptors. Today was going to be a 1001010101 day, he… Read Story »
Mar 26th, 2009 6 Comments
Kenny Powers looked out over the field and thought back to how he had left everything he knew back in North Carolina. Again. He left everything he knew once already, when he had found himself down on… Read Story »
Mar 19th, 2009 6 Comments
It was a beautiful day on planet Earth. Seth MacFarlane stared out across his infinity pool, down the gentle green slope of the Beverly Hills hillside at the city of Los Angeles. He had activated the… Read Story »
Mar 12th, 2009 8 Comments
The bells chimed against the door, and Jim Cramer tucked his bag of Funyuns away on the shelf below the register. He wiped garlicy Funyun dust on the side of his trousers and took a sip of Diet… Read Story »
Mar 5th, 2009 16 Comments
Paper Dolls
A Short Story By James Franco
Abby stared out the window, watching the crepuscular dimming of the world. Everything: the swingset that had been still for ages, a Texaco sign visible just… Read Story »
Feb 26th, 2009 16 Comments
[In this week's story, Mickey Rourke has just won the Academy Award for Best Actor.]
Mickey Rourke walked into the Vanity Fair party like his feet were made of clouds. Al Gore gave him a high five.… Read Story »
Feb 19th, 2009 15 Comments
Cuba Gooding Jr. opened the oven. The frozen stuffed mushroom caps and finger-sized spanakopita he'd bought at Trader Joe's were almost done. He had two bottles of Charles Shaw wine, red and white,… Read Story »
