Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
You Can Make It Up: Rachel Zoe Literally Gets Hit In The Face With A Dictionary
Aug 5th, 2010 41 Comments
It was literally Saturday night, and Big Shots, a night club that was literally near the airport, was literally filled with people. Tucked away in a back corner booth, Rachel Zoe and her girlfriends…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Mel Gibson Writes A Thank You Note To His Grandmother
Jul 15th, 2010 46 Comments
One time, Mel Gibson had had hate sex with a prostitute in the back of a Lamborghini while Mario Andretti drove it around the track at 170 miles per hour, but the birthday card from his grandmother…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Robot Lindsay Lohan Goes To Space Jail
Jul 8th, 2010 47 Comments
The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Jeremy London, Scott Baio, And Tom Cruise Play Charades
Jun 24th, 2010 58 Comments
The sound of a working blender sent shivers down Scott Baio's spine, like boots crunching on hardened snow. Sometimes, he held his finger on the button a few seconds longer than he had to. OK, every…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child's Birthday Party
Jun 10th, 2010 43 Comments
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Sad Keanu parked his car in front of the small house with the…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: A Day In The Life Of Bradley Cooper
Jun 3rd, 2010 38 Comments
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. "Excuse me, ma'am?! Miss?! I think you dropped something! Ma'am,…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: 50 Cent Prepares For His Role As A Football Player Diagnosed With Having Permanent Clown Makeup On His Face And No Legs And No Arms
May 27th, 2010 33 Comments
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. In retrospect, writing the screenplay had been the easy part. 50…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Chris Klein Auditions For A Cocaine Commercial
May 20th, 2010 45 Comments
As they sat on lumpy chairs with dirty upholstering in a poorly lit cinderblock hallway, the actors waiting for the cocaine commercial audition were eyeing each other nervously and tapping their…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard
May 13th, 2010 43 Comments
Ian McKellen was enjoying his day off from rehearsing his latest play, The Wizards of Madison County, with a trip to the grocery store, and then maybe a tandem bike ride later. He wandered through…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Tyra Banks Has Rabies In The Forest
May 6th, 2010 41 Comments
Tyra Banks ran through the forest swiftly, barely even stopping to smell the dirt under her bare feet or eat any of the berries off of the bushes that were scratching her bare legs. She was too busy…   Read Story »