Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Feb 12th, 2009 4 Comments
Salma Hayek set down the glass of champagne and smoothed out the creases in her elegant black ballgown. She had been pacing her glamorous super-expensive and fancy hotel room for hours now, nervously… Read Story »
Feb 5th, 2009 16 Comments
Christian Bale picked a wet towel up off the bathroom floor and hung it on the hook. He muttered something under his breath. Toby was always leaving his wet towels on the bathroom floor. Dirty dishes… Read Story »
Jan 29th, 2009 4 Comments
Mickey Rourke put on his lucky pants. They were silk and looked a little like clown pants and they had a hole in the crotch that sometimes his balls fell out of. They also happened to be his only… Read Story »
Jan 22nd, 2009 14 Comments
Sawyer found the core of everlasting energy at the center of the island. He knew that by harnessing this energy he could travel in time. He tucked his gun into the waistband of his jeans, and set his… Read Story »
Jan 15th, 2009 6 Comments
It was the end of a grueling morning of shooting. Both Jackie and Jaden had received 6AM call times, and by lunch, Jackie was slumped over his craft services tray, barely able to enjoy his foie-gras… Read Story »
Dec 18th, 2008 12 Comments
Verne Troyer put down his glass of egg nog and looked out the window at the falling snow. The fuzzy strains of Bing Crosby Christmas played softly in the background, as Verne Troyer's own sex tape… Read Story »
Dec 11th, 2008 18 Comments
The thin girl with pink streaks dyed in her hair picked at the dried skin on her fingernails, as she did during every critique. Her eyes jumped nervously from face to face as she tried to gauge… Read Story »
Dec 4th, 2008 5 Comments
Tila Tequila put on her formal work thong and checked in the mirror to make sure she was wearing too much "labial pink" lipstick. She used a lint roller to get any remaining fuzz from her… Read Story »
Nov 20th, 2008 8 Comments
Robert Pattinson stood in front of the mirror and mussed at his carefully unkempt bedhead for only 30 minutes that morning, rather than the usual full hour. He was in a hurry. Last night he'd been… Read Story »
Nov 13th, 2008 10 Comments
New York City. For a young boy growing up in Australia it was like the mythical city of Oz. So far away and unattainable as to be unimaginable. But as Hugh Jackman's towncar turned down Broadway on… Read Story »
