Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
You Can Make It Up: Mark Wahlberg Stops World War II
Jan 19th 40 Comments
Mark Wahlberg and some piece of shit hanger-on that he always hangs around with were doing crunches and burpees and dips in Mark Wahlberg's mansion's basement gym at 3AM on a Tuesday morning. The…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: The Lost Season Of How To Make It In America
Dec 22nd, 2011 17 Comments
Ben and Cam get coffee at Grumpy coffee and walk around the Lower East Side wearing their new line of Crisp jeans. Someone says "Yo, are those Crisp jeans?" and Ben and Cam fist bump each other. It's…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Charlize Theron Gets Bullied At School
Dec 1st, 2011 30 Comments
Charlize Theron hefted her backpack onto her slender shoulders and set her face into a brave mask. Each morning, she solemnly reminded herself that no matter how bad it got out there, she would…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Ryan Gosling, The World's Second Sexiest Man Alive
Nov 17th, 2011 19 Comments
Ryan Gosling barely even noticed as a rotten head of lettuce smashed into his face and slopped onto the ground. The taunting shouts of the neighborhood children fell on deaf ears. There was a time…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Kevin Bacon Wears A Mask To The Store
Sep 1st, 2011 8 Comments
Kevin Bacon was so tired of being famous and he wanted to see what it was really like to be a regular guy going about his day without being constantly recognized by strangers, so he put on his…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Donnie And Mark Wahlberg Have A Brainstorming Session To Come Up With A Name For Their New Restaurant
Aug 25th, 2011 39 Comments
"I now call this brainstorming session to ohdah!" Donnie Wahlberg shouted, banging his fist on the table. "Shaddup, Donnie," Mark said. The wastepaper basket was FULL of wastepaper. Everyone…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Bert And Ernie Get Divorced
Aug 11th, 2011 30 Comments
Bert absently watched the smoke rising off of the lit cigarette that dangled on the edge of the bathtub and then looked down to see a nugget of gray ash fall off the tip and disperse in the now…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Alex Trebek's Last Day On The Force
Jul 28th, 2011 19 Comments
Alex Trebek put his underwear on and took one last look in the tiny, cracked hand mirror that hung in his locker. It was hard to believe that come tomorrow he wouldn't be putting on his underwear in…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Allison Brie And Gillian Jacobs Are In A Committed Relationship
Jul 14th, 2011 42 Comments
Gillian Jacobs walked in the door and dumped her bag on a chair. She couldn't believe what had happened at work today! She kicked off her shoes and took off her socks, the sweet relief of the…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Shia LaBeouf And Harrison Ford Have A Duel
Jun 30th, 2011 21 Comments
Shia LaBeouf faced Harrison Ford on the foggy countryside at dawn. Church bells pealed in the distance, marking the almost impossibly early hour, and the trees glowed softly in the growing light. The…   Read Story »