I like New Girl. The other week I was watching an episode of New Girl and I thought to myself "Do you know why this show is good?" Because that is how I think, in didactic, self-reflective questions.…   Read Story »

Merry Christmas from the Kardashians! It is, of course (OF COURSE) an annual tradition for the entire Kardashian family to gather on some soundstage somewhere and have their portrait taken like…   Read Story »

Whoa, remember these old friends?! Our pals! Back for the holidays! Just to put things in perspective, during the last presidential election, some people thought it mattered who these dumb dumbs were…   Read Story »

Here is a photo of David Hasselhoff dressed up as Santa Claus on a beach. According to the "article" about this photo, it was 30 degrees outside, but Hasselhoff was a total pro! Look at him grinning…   Read Story »

I know that Kardashian related posts don't do that well on this site because everyone WENT TO COLLEGE and thinks they are SUPERIOR TO REGULAR AMERICANS, but they are OUR ROYALTY, so why don't you GET…   Read Story »

Have you guys seen that clip that's going around today from Russel Brand's TV show Brand X? Where he invited some Westboro Baptist Church Members to be on his show? And had them explain their…   Read Story »

Ugh, it's so frustrating how some people have all the luck, you know? Here is Mary-Kate Olsen, a former child star and billionaire fashion magnate who owned the apartment that Heath Ledger died in…   Read Story »

And so here we are. This has been exhausting! Like, really really exhausting! Not that it's even over kind of. I mean, it is over. But there is still tonight! With the hanging out with friends and…   Read Story »

Here is a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger picking his nose, because when we get knocked down we pick ourselves right back up again! Nice try, Hurricane FAIL. Look at this guy! He's really going for…   Read Story »

In keeping with the current theme of taking disillusioning glimpses at our favorite scary things that we love, here is a behind-the-scenes photo of Brian De Palma and Sissy Spacek on the set of…   Read Story »