24 years in 40 seconds morph. From YouTube: "Make sure to check out the morphing video on Vanessa Hudgens." Make sure!   Read Story »

Oh to be young again, posting weirdly sexual dance videos about pizza on YouTube. (Via Buzzfeed.)   Read Story »

If I can make a generalization about humans, I think we all like to be remembered in a positive light. It is better to be thought of as that charming person you wished you could've talked to for a…   Read Story »

So sorry to all of you guys in Rammstein cover bands out there, but I think it's pretty clearly time to throw in the towel. These guys did it. We can all go to bed now! Everything is how it should…   Read Story »

Obviously the number one things that happened this week were how awful that Nike video was, which we are all still so upset about, oh my goodness, we cannot forget about it, and then also the…   Read Story »

Get cleaned up. It's Friday! You going out tonight? Let's go out! Where do you want to go? Who cares! Looking like a million BISCUITS. Your tummy is dirty, vacuum your tummy. See you there. You look…   Read Story »

A whole article about subhuman monsters with non-functioning eyes and hearts if you like to read that kind of thing.   Read Story »

Guys, you know what? It's Thursday. It's springtime. We live in the Second Greatest Country on Earth after Ibiza. Let's enjoy it! Pizza Pizza Daddy-O! (Via RatsOff!)   Read Story »

Listen, I mean, I know that "children aren't toys." That seems obvious. They are humans and definitely seem like things that you need to be VERY careful around, even when you don't own them yourself.…   Read Story »

That 9-year-old boy who made the arcade out of cardboard has received a real pinball machine and his scholarship fund has received more than $100,000 in donations. So far he has not even signed on to…   Read Story »