I just cannot with this.   Read Story »

There's a thing that happens a lot in independent, mumblecore-type movies where at the end of the main character's struggle in their dysfunctional, sometimes abusive relationship (or another type of…   Read Story »

"Ugh, ON MY BIRTHDAY?!" -Hugh Janus (Via Dlisted.)   Read Story »

It looks like Matt Lauer (yes, that Matt Lauer) (the one no one likes!) might be replacing Alex Trebek as the host of Jeopardy! once his $25-million-a-year (ugggghhhh that is so much moooneeeyyy)…   Read Story »

Oh, boy. Another Girls episode, another week of wanting to throw my computer in the garbage. I don't even want to say anything about it. Do I even have to? Should we even be considering it a comedy?!…   Read Story »

Last year when Gabe lost the 2012 Videogum Oscar Pool he had to go on the TMZ bus tour of Hollywood. It was great. For one, I did not have to do anything. For two, Gabe had to do something that…   Read Story »

I know that FOX News is a wholly separate entity from your local Fox 5, which is basically just wall to wall "I like turtles," and yet somehow the fact that this happened on a FOX affiliate DOES seem…   Read Story »

Perfect Crimes are a bit tricky sometimes. Sure "falling asleep on a plate of french fries" sounds like the perfect crime, but then when you learn a bit more about it...maybe it's not so much the…   Read Story »

What is there to say? Justin Timberlake is a worthless bore. Why do they keep asking him back? JKJKJKJKJJKJLOLOLOL HE'S A BORN ENTERTAINER AND AN AMERICAN TREASURE! Booking Justin Timberlake to host…   Read Story »

This week's Bob's Burgers, "O.T. the Outside Toilet," was one of my favorite episodes of anything in a long time! ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING THIS SHOW? Each of the plot lines -- Bob having a suit that…   Read Story »