OH YE-AH! The gang is back! Vinnie and Drama and Daenerys and Littlefinger and Ari and Lloyd and Sansa and Cersei. TURTLE, PULL THE DRAGON AROUND, WE'VE GOT TO GO GET SOME SHIREWEED! I have to say…   Read Story »

Stupid April Fools' Day. How dare you make me think twice about this completely normal and boring rebranding of a television network with a newish logo and tagline. "Uh-oh, is AMC pranking us?!…   Read Story »

There are few crimes more horrific or upsetting than PIZZA RELATED crimes. What is the world even coming to when our pizzas and their noble deliverers are not safe?! And yet, even though we must be…   Read Story »

Someone is trying to make a sitcom starring Kelsey Grammer and Martin Lawrence. That's it. That's all. Like, they don't even know what the show is about or anything, just that we've got to get these…   Read Story »

As I write this, I am sitting in my favorite cafe in the world on its last Friday of business. There is someone who looks like Aaron Paul having coffee here with his own beautiful girlfriend, not to…   Read Story »

This week I was introduced to a show on Comedy Central that I had previously been overlooking due to how I associated it with some other shows that I had been overlooking on purpose, and oh boy I was…   Read Story »

Since its first season began 2011, New Girl has been consistently one of the best sitcoms on television. If you are one of the dummies who still resists watching it because you don't like the idea of…   Read Story »

BAD NEWS: The What Would Ryan Lochte Do? trailer is only available on Entertainment Weekly's website (I have no idea why we did not get the exclusive trailer scoop, did the What Would Ryan Lochte Do?…   Read Story »

Nowhere is safe. Everything poses a mortal threat. Flapjacks = Death. Lock your doors. Wear a SARS mask. Eat matzoh. There's no escape or salvation. We must try and remain calm even when it is…   Read Story »

I want to say right away, before you get your hopes too far up, that UNO: The Game Show had not been greenlit by any networks yet. Life is full of little unhappinesses, brief moments of thinking…   Read Story »