After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Jun 1st, 2009 94 Comments
Ugh. You know, not everything has to be adapted into a movie. Someone should tell Hollywood about this fun fact. I love Monopoly (C.R.E.A.M.), but I'm more than happy to leave it as a funtimes party… Read Story »
May 18th, 2009 99 Comments
When I was in high school and college (that's right, college!) I often imagined taking my 200 dollars out of the bank (that's right, 200 dollars!) or whatever, and disappearing. There is a romantic… Read Story »
May 11th, 2009 117 Comments
Ladies, the movies that are made with you in mind are categorically terrible. Hollywood's just not that into you! Take back the movie night! Other slogans borderline-offensively repurposed to make a… Read Story »
May 4th, 2009 108 Comments
The idea that politicians lie is as old as the idea of politicians. We all know that. But there's an equally compelling idea, especially in Hollywood, that at some point a politician will come along… Read Story »
Apr 27th, 2009 117 Comments
Sure, we all loved The Matrix. It was fun. Bullet Time! The Red Pill! THERE IS NO SPOON! But the problem with iconic films is that no matter how fun or interesting they are, and no matter how… Read Story »
Apr 20th, 2009 147 Comments
When I was in junior high, I really loved Ray Bradbury. One of my favorite Bradbury stories is the classic "A Sound of Thunder." If you've never read it, it's about a guy in the future who goes on a… Read Story »
Apr 13th, 2009 138 Comments
A routine wikipedia search for Pay It Forward actually turns up two separate results. One, obviously, is for the Haley Joel Osment film that we are about to discuss, but the other entry is for the… Read Story »
Apr 6th, 2009 107 Comments
When I was in Junior High, back in the mid-60s, I was really into Stephen King. One year, our teacher asked us to pick a book, read it, and write a one page report. When I handed in my report on It,… Read Story »
Mar 23rd, 2009 99 Comments
As a 47-year-old man, I now stand with my youth at my back, facing a future of physical decline and increasing irrelevance. THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT. I'm basically writing this from the… Read Story »
Mar 20th, 2009 178 Comments
When I was a kid, my family went on a camping trip, and we visited what was supposedly the tallest sand dune in America. Or the steepest? The point is that we visited a very tall and steep sand dune.… Read Story »
