After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Aug 24th, 2009 120 Comments
I have never read Beowulf. I own a recent paperback translation (w/ explanatory footnotes) by Howell D. Chickering, Jr. but owning is not the same as reading. For one thing, I don't even like regular… Read Story »
Aug 3rd, 2009 145 Comments
France is great. It's a beautiful country with a long, rich history (God that is a dull thing to say, no matter how true). The food is great (duh), the wine is great (duh), and their influence on… Read Story »
Jul 27th, 2009 106 Comments
They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but that can't always be true. Like, sure, sometimes people have good intentions but they lose sight of other very important moral… Read Story »
Jul 20th, 2009 117 Comments
A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like, I… Read Story »
Jul 13th, 2009 250 Comments
Albert Camus, who I guess was a blogger or something, but before Twitter existed, once wrote:
Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all… Read Story »
Jul 6th, 2009 181 Comments
The only movies worse than movies about orphaned children who just want to find their parents are movies about children of divorced parents who scheme to get them back together again. What's that all… Read Story »
Jun 29th, 2009 188 Comments
I know that there is still some confusion about how The Hunt works, as evidenced by numerous comments each week, and I suppose that I am doomed to keep explaining the rules, ))((, since we will… Read Story »
Jun 22nd, 2009 116 Comments
Oh, white people. Will we ever tire of complaining about the aches and pains of our petty bourgeois existence? Boo hoo hoo, the line at the iPhone store was too long. Boo hoo hoo, the barista got the… Read Story »
Jun 15th, 2009 142 Comments
[Ed. note: due to a Netflix goof, this week's TWMOAT nominee, Margot at the Wedding, will be next week's TWMOAT nominee. And what was supposed to be next week's nominee will be discussed this week.… Read Story »
Jun 8th, 2009 120 Comments
Regardless of what Reign Over Me actually is as a movie, it has a built-in tragic flaw. Even if it was the most incredibly moving drama (it's not) that featured the most incredible performances (it… Read Story »
