After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Mar 21st, 2011 270 Comments
There is a long-standing rule in the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time that childrens' movies are not up for consideration because, while awful, they are made for children, not for adults, and to… Read Story »
Mar 7th, 2011 135 Comments
As Benjamin Franklin famously Tweeted, there are only two things that are certain in this life: death and taxes. (Death & Taxes is the name of your Lower East Side "speakeasy.") And as Gandalf… Read Story »
Feb 28th, 2011 138 Comments
Nothing is sacred. Not really. There are varying levels of sensitivity, and there is certainly tastelessness, but there isn't any single thing in the world as we know it that can be made fun of, or… Read Story »
Feb 21st, 2011 81 Comments
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been… Read Story »
Feb 7th, 2011 177 Comments
I will say this about Splice: it is gross, and it is trash, and I didn't really like it very much personally, but beyond that I'm not sure there is that much to say. It seems like some people really… Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2011 210 Comments
A clarification: I haven't read Eat, Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert. I actually really want to. I've hated that book for years, but I've never actually read it, and I think I owe MYSELF more. Forget… Read Story »
Jan 24th, 2011 153 Comments
Remember JT Leroy? He was a teenage novelist who wrote about being a transgendered truck-stop prostitute and everyone loved his books and was very into the whole transgendered teenage truck-stop… Read Story »
Jan 17th, 2011 132 Comments
I hate Alice Sebold's novel, The Lovely Bones. It is probably one of my least favorite books of all time. It's basically the Tuesdays with Morrie (another horrible horrible book) of… Read Story »
Jan 10th, 2011 113 Comments
For a long time, I have compared the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time to the myth of Sisyphus, who was condemned to forever push the same boulder up the same mountain, only to have it roll back… Read Story »
Jan 3rd, 2011 558 Comments
Hank Azaria's body in Along Came Polly is weird, right? Do we all agree on that? At the very least, we can agree that it is unexpected. If I can't get a flat-out "weird" I will take a mumbled… Read Story »
