Monster your boyfriend right here. Your boyfriend all over the place. What your boyfriend (and make no mistake, this guy is YOUR BOYFRIEND) says is NSFW, so headphones UP. It's OK to propose to a…   Read Story »

It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome…   Read Story »

Maybe everyone wouldn't give youthful NBC co-chairman Ben Silverman such a hard time if he didn't do things like get Rob Morrow (Northern Exposure) to tape him "singing the blues" while Fisher…   Read Story »

Your poor boyfriend forgot to close his sunroof while jerking off in the car he very unfortunately chose to park under the offices of a Canadian internet company. So they took video, and laughed a…   Read Story »

Your boyfriend wrote this song for you. (NSFW lyrics, headphones UP.) You take your men the way you take your coffee: jaunty and foreign and weird. One time, when you were both visiting your…   Read Story »

This is Nocturne, and this is his theory about people with the last name "Smith," and this is his cover of Elliott Smith's "Needle In The Hay." It's slightly funnier if it's real, but funny either…   Read Story »

Your boyfriend is such a huge fan of "business card guy" Joel Bauer that he posted this video of himself working on his posture while watching one of Joel's motivational speeches as some sort of…   Read Story »

The video itself is obviously fake, but it's actually a pretty accurate portrait of your boyfriend. I'll be honest. Despite the fact that his favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is go to the…   Read Story »

The two of you met at a Hot Topic looking at a display of new Manic Panic colors and at first it was all very exciting. You would help him carefully bleach leopard spots into his head, and he would…   Read Story »

We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He…   Read Story »