Yo, please RT! Whattup beautiful young women who think it's cool to take your clothes off for HBO and young men who are interested in ecology instead of wrestling! Today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »

Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »

Please have a seat, pogs. Today we have something very serious to talk about. Wil' Wil' West. Today I want to rap at you about awful surprises. You're good kids. XBOX Kinect. You work hard in…   Read Story »

Wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wassup dudes and dudettes, check out this hip new webspace that is STRICTLY 5 TEENS. It's called ChatAboutJesus.com and it's NO ATHEISTS ALLOWED! Da bomb! Check out this…   Read Story »

Welcome to Me-ahmi! Hola, beautiful, independent young women who know that they don't need to rely on a man to fulfill their hopes and dreams but that a man can make a really great partner for…   Read Story »

No diggity no doubt! Wussup cool dudes who do care about the way their hair looks because why should girls be the only ones who care about stuff like that it's just nice to feel good about…   Read Story »

POGS, ARE YOU SITTING DOWN YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIVE THIS THERE IS FINALLY A TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN TRAILER FINALLY, LIKE, FOR ONCE GOD HAS APPARENTLY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO…   Read Story »

Ding ding dong ring-a-ding ding ding dong, keep your pogs ringing! Wusssuuuuup pointers?! It's cool beans to run with the IN crowd, but before you can be cool to other peeps you've got 2 b cool 2…   Read Story »

'Sup, pogs! Wanna holla at ya for a sec about some fresh news I think you're gonna wanna get the 411 on! It's my boyfriend's birthday today! Don't be jealous because of how much we love each…   Read Story »

Let's get some jiggies on it! Hey pogs. Today I want to rap at you about YOUR music and YOUR generation. Rad! Sour Patch Worms! Look, your body is going through a lot of changes right now and…   Read Story »