Movies Posts
Jan 31st 14 Comments
Mark Wahlberg promises that the movie is going to "get back to where it was just about the guys." This is great news. I think we can all agree that one of the main problems with Entourage the show…   Read Story »
Jan 25th 35 Comments
There are trailers for new movies from Michel Gondry AND the Coen brothers this week. That is not bad! Drop out of film school and just read this blog post! (Don't do that. I mean, drop out of film…   Read Story »
Jan 24th 12 Comments
The first clip from the Ashton Kutcher-fronted Steve Jobs biopic jOBS (LOL) was released today and it mostly looks fine, actually? Also Josh Gad has, like, 0 idea about how much everybody's gonna…   Read Story »
Jan 23rd 24 Comments
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Remember that picture of The Rock's legs?! My god. I think I forgot about it for a little while, but all I can feel right now is the image burning through my brain and it hurts so…   Read Story »
Jan 22nd 26 Comments
Most of us will never truly understand the horror and sacrifice of war. In a way, you could say that's the whole point of war in the first place: to spare people from ever having to experience it.…   Read Story »
Jan 21st 17 Comments
Over the weekend I found all this footage, but now I'm not sure what to do with it. There were all of these Hi-8 tapes in a...box...in an attic? Next to a music box that started playing when I didn't…   Read Story »
Jan 21st 8 Comments
The New York Post attempts to explain how so many stars got involved in this awful-looking comedy that none of them wanted to be in or promote. In theaters Friday!   Read Story »
Jan 21st 29 Comments
Man, can you believe that there's going to be a movie about the Lance Armstrong scandal? A three-part Oprah confession special, sure, but I just cannot believe that anyone is deciding to spend any…   Read Story »
Jan 18th 23 Comments
Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! Spring break!…   Read Story »
Jan 15th 44 Comments
In the future, every work of both fiction and nonfiction will be rewritten and set in space. Then when we move to the moon after this world falls apart our children won't be confused. "Mommy, why…   Read Story »























