DON'T WORRY! Mother's Day was not this past weekend. IT WAS ACTUALLY TWO WEEKENDS AGO, JUST KIDDING! That wouldn't make any sense! Use the brain your mommy gave you. If that were the case you…   Read Story »

Happy Earth Day! What have you done for Earth Day so far? Here's what I did in order: Woke up and opened my window, watered the seeds in dirt I bought that I don't think will never grow into…   Read Story »

I saw Jurassic Park 3D over the weekend and it was so much fun. I'm not sure when the last time any of you saw Jurassic Park was, but if it was when you were a baby who did retain any information…   Read Story »

Hey guys, uh, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but: Everyone seriously needs to chill out about all the Daylight Savings complaints they've been dishing out all over social media and…   Read Story »

Let me begin by saying that I do not know when "Spring Break" is. Is it now? I know Spring Breakers comes out on March 22 -- is it then? I tried to find out on the Internet and on some message board…   Read Story »

Elaine is caught on video laughing at 9/11 memorial. @gawker posts it & turns her into a pariah. Kramer claims to have invented the Snuggie.— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10,…   Read Story »

Tonight will bring with it the final presidential debate of 2012, focusing on foreign policy. News media report that after the last debate the polls show a DEAD HEAT between the President and Mitt…   Read Story »

The Brave Little Toaster, one of the better movies about a sentient gang of unwanted appliances to come out of the '80s, is getting a 2012 re-re-re-REMAKE! And the idea for the remake honestly…   Read Story »

As we sit here this afternoon, in our offices or our bedrooms or our living rooms or our cubicles, we teeter on the edge of summer. This weekend will bring with it Labor Day, and with that it will…   Read Story »

Hey Gummos! (that's what you guys call yourselves, right???) Now that everyone's main homeboy Mitt Romney has done the right thing and picked Paul Ryan as his running mate, thereby ensuring that…   Read Story »