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 0Posted on May 9th | re: Which Famous Stranger Do You Trust The Least? (48 comments)

I really trust Steve Guttenberg for some weird reason.

 0Posted on Jan 18th | re: A Lady Looks Like Angelina Jolie (66 comments)

Steve Guttenberg circa Cocoon 2 here

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Toddler Insisting On Gary Busey For Christmas (23 comments)

Could be worse. Could be Jake Busey

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: The Entourage Movie Has A Screenplay!!!! (21 comments)

SPOILER ALERT
Scott Caan.

Because Martin Luther King believed that color doesn’t matter.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: BREAKING ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE NEWS: BARACK OBAMA TO CAMEO! (21 comments)

Italian Spiderman!

 +2Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Two Babies Having A Lot Of Fun, NO JUMP! (4 comments)

I don’t like the first baby. I don’t know why, I just don’t trust him.

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

And ‘mofo’ (haha) means ‘mold’. It’s not a tv station, it’s just a youtube channel that shows old, weird tv shows. BOOM you’re welcome

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

I’m brazilian. Sorry about this, I’ll see what I can do. All brazilian kid shows look like soft porn, by the way.

I don’t really pay any attention to what actresses older than Willow Smith have to say.

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

He’s always trying to make the other guys break character in this sketch. I think he once sat on the desk in a funny way and everyone laughed. Since then he always does it. Keenan is also always touching Andy’s face and trying to surprise them. It’s become part of the sketch, I think.

 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

She misteriously disappeared in the woods. There’s an incredible documentary about it, it’s called ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ or something.

 +1Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

Yeah I also loved that sketch. It had that mid-nineties-SNL lack of a proper ending or anything resembling good writing which I find to be funny for some reason.

 +3Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

James Franco (whispering): “Andy, I’m also wearing a gray s&m bodysuit, but my green dots are natural and AROUND MY DICK”

 +1Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

They should replace Andy Serkis with a CGI Charlton Heston while keeping the same exact performance.
Now THAT’S oscar material

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

I think we need a live action Battle for the Cowl (NERD ALERT) with Chris O’Donnel as Nightwing/Batman. And West as the dead Batman, in flashbacks, preferably dancing.

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2011 | re: A Guy Falls Off Of A Bike (10 comments)

That’s from an obscure local brazilian channel. I’m from Brazil and that’s really odd even for me.
But it’s nice to know that you guys got a little taste of our weird stuff.

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The New Mortal Kombat Movie? (37 comments)

Mortal Kombat: –> –> <– + low kick

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E04: Dildo Party On The Roof! (20 comments)

I like Entourage. I know it’s hugely flawed, mysoginistic and offensive to any intelligent person, but I can’t help it. I’m probably a douchebag.
I kind of expiate my guilt through Gabe’s reviews. When Scott Caan was talking to that dildo I could relax, knowing that it wouldn’t go unpunished.

I made this thing here since I’m so emotional:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhG4Ob2SYwY

 +3Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

That’s him. Great actor, actually

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS ARI GOLD'S WIFE'S NAME?! (56 comments)

Weird choice, putting a low-res Entourage opening video from 2006 there.
I think Gabe is trying to tell us that her name is hidden somewhere in the opening sequence.

Wouldn’t it be fun if she was called MRS. ENTOURAGE?

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Season One Finale (94 comments)

It’s amazing that you took the time to gamma-correct this so we can see exactly how Hurley fell.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

I think they wanna rape George Clinton as well.