Tragedy Boner-strokers are eclipsed only by the “I care the LEAST” people who compete to be the first in line for the grief backlash horde to say how much they don’t care at all that a celebrity has died and shame on the rest of you for caring because that is lame and you didn’t really KNOW them. Congratulations for being at the front of the line, Gabe. You truly did beat us all this time.

My favourite part of this is the part where the budding poet’s buddy runs up the aisle for high fives. Because OF COURSE you get high fives after standing on stage next to the guy who sings the Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven song. What else would you do? I’m surprised the singer didn’t immediately drop the mike and walk off like a boss.

You aren’t the only one. I mean, I wasn’t BORED by it, but I felt like the pacing was off. As much as I enjoyed watching Cersei getting slizzard from that drank, it kept taking me away from the battle scenes. The wildfire looked awesome in the dark, but everything else was like “What happened? Did you see that? I think somebody got his head cut off but… I don’t know!”

Loved Tyrion, how could you not? But Shae is annoying. I think everyone else is killing it, but that actress… woof. When Cersei is like “You can’t curtsey properly? Hmmmm… methinks thou might not be who thou sayeth thou are.” Etc. I guess, OK. But that only served to remind me of Tywin and Arya and how GOOD those scenes are in comparison.

Looking forward to next week, though, but I hope we don’t spent ALL our time in Qarth.

YES! Community was SO GREAT!

“Community‘s new-clips clip show was silly. Kind of tiring, in the same was 30 Rock always is — jokes that don’t really have a purpose or base in anything — but fun enough, I thought!”

I about spit out my OJ at this. Because WHAT!? Jokes that don’t have a purpose or base in anything?! Come on! Almost every single joke on Community was either a callback to a previous joke from an earlier episode or a prime example of a joke expanding on a character’s personality. It also moved the plot forward and set them up to go save the real dean and Chang!

I think my favourite little joke was Abed narrating Pierce’s life. “He said, oldly.” is exactly how I imagine the narration for Gabe’s life.

Paul Rudd was understated perfection as Bobby Newport. I love him when he plays the smart-ass, but I think I love him more when he plays dumb. In a night of many well-chosen guest stars (Especially Donald Glover as Young Tracy and Jimmy Fallon as Young Jack), I’d give him the top prize.

As good as Rudd was, though, how great was Perd Hapley telling Leslie that her time was going to be up, and then telling her it was up because he’d been talking for so long? SO GREAT!

I think we’re all upset because this isn’t Dance Pants. But Troy is just going to have to stumble onto that one on his own.