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I always thought that the whole “Blow my whistle” thing meant that the song was about a bear attack. Maybe we are all doing it wrong?!
Spoiler Alert: At the end of Good Will Hunting, Good Will gets shot and his head gets mounted on the wall of the Good Will Hunting Club lounge.
Stop giving the man ideas!
What is wrong with us? The guy cussed on camera and then mumbled some things about being on the east coast. It made for a silly internet video. Why is he getting the “red carpet tour”?
Has anyone watched these interviews he is having with people? What do they even ask him? “So, why did you cuss on camera? Are you really from the East Coast?”
This is just a ridiculous world we have created.
Seriously, why do people video tape themselves doing stupid stuff like this? How often have you watched a video online where someone attempted something and it actually worked the way they had planned? Never. That has never happened.
What’s funny, is after raising 2 million dollars the movie is never going to get made, because the screen play is really just a title page with the words “Wish I Was Here” printed on it, and then the rest is just a stack of blank pages that Zach stares at all day while sweating and chewing pencils struggling to find even one moment of unique inspired thought but all he can come up with are the words “Wish I Was Here” and he asked his brother Adam for help, but his brother is too busy with his lawn care business and won’t answer his phone, but Zach just needs something, anything, a character idea, or a setting or some kindof plot element, maybe a song to play during a key scene, but the music the kids listen to these days is garbage and he just wants to go back to listening to The Shins, but he can’t just do that again, it has to be something fresh and new, and why won’t Adam answer his damn phone, and he’ll just have to take a break for the afternoon and get his old fashion typewriter out of the yard since he threw it out the window yesterday in frustration.
So, wait. Basically, this is a trivia show for people that are not smart enough, or responsible enough to have a real job? Isn’t that kind of like holding the Olympics but only allowing people to compete if they can prove that they eat poorly and haven’t been to the gym in at least 3 years?
This is awful. I can’t even make a joke about how awful this is. It’s just embarrassing and awful.
Turns out her henchmen ROBOCROOK was spotted on the scene of a British island territory south of Cuba whose first major economic activity was found in the harvesting of sea turtles which now are featured prominently on their flag.
Can you guess this island territory and help me catch ROBOCROOK?
I can answer your question about the Museum Sculpture. It literally just took 35 years. The entire structure is made out of nothing but the years 1950 through 1985 which were stolen from the chronological timeline of history via in what will be forever known as the Heist of the Century. Although, it is an erroneous title since half that century is now made into a Popsicle stick structure.
I think that lady’s glasses are upside down.
There’s the beer, now here’s the rest.
You only have one more wish. Use it wisely. And it’s cheating to just wish for more beer.
Well. Be careful out there guys. I’m stuck in my office working all weekend.
Congratulations for your comment that got lots of upvotes.
This has nothing to do with what I was talking about.
For a man named Rock Bob he sure surprised me by listening Billy Joel.
Well, just to clarify, “Tragicomic” is actually a Scientology term which means “Controlled by Reptile Aliens”.
I actually held the record for several years back in my younger days. I actually did it without even trying. I’m just not very good at T-Ball.
Remember that one scene in Carrie where her mom locks her in the closet? That was pretty cool.
Actually, that closet didn’t look all that bad. It was basically just a smallish room? Couldn’t she have just hung out and read some books or something?
You owe me so much money I’m going to buy you dinner for the next two years!
Dude has been in prison for the past two years. I doubt he even knows what a cell phone looks like anymore.
If by “Danger Zone” they mean “The Emergency Room”, then yes. Yes, we will take a ride into the Danger Zone, thank you very much.
Uranus is so big it’s a planet!
LOLOLO
“Cats”