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Nothing funny to say here. The pride with which she boasts that she’s producing energy “very quickly these days,” that in fact her delusions are progressing, is sad touching miserable irony.
Just three lesbians having a healthy conversation about adultery … what’s the problem you guys?
My parents told me I could do anything I set my mind to. Imagine that let down.
For real with this! I’m dating someone who seems to primarily get her news from cnn.com. Having never visited the website myself, I was shocked to discover that an otherwise reasonable person believes that this counts as reading the news.
Grandma’s got the toaster on her face again. Play along you guys.
Except Gabe lets Kelly wear pants (I imagine).
I enjoy the technobleepy noise that pages make when they load.
Will someone fix the upvoting?
That picture reminds me of this:
Which will always brighten up my day, forever.
I thought succumbing to dysentery was succeeding at Oregon Trail. Naming the party after teachers you disliked and sending them on a grueling pace with no rations was standard fare at my school. Bonus points if you KILLED ALL THE BISON.
All awards are largely meaningless constructions of the industry?
Last chance. Give me tears of joy on the count of three.
Hushpuppy is the flower girl.
The ushers are people of intrest — Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden, various Housewives. Not sure why, that’s just how I feel this wedding is going to happen. Morgan Freeman seems upset. Amy Poehler’s in the pews, but not part of the wedding.
People really do fall into the grand canyon. Good on you. Stay away from that stupid thing.
I remember watching “Man on Wire” and being extremely stressed by the whole thing, even though I knew that guy would be OK.
Now it’s like, please, Russian teens on the Internet.
Help Poppy Harlow complete her sentence about what she witnessed in the courtroom. Below you will find something that Poppy Harlow actually said, and five potential completions to her thought. Identify which completion is NOT reasonable.
“It was incredibly emotional. Incredibly difficult, even for an outsider like me to watch, as…”
a) “…the assailant approached the victim in the courtroom.”
b) “…a humiliating act of rape was punished with a one year sentence.”
c) “…it was revealed that a dingo was responsible.”
d) “…the rapists went to fake prison.”
e) Whatever the fuck she actually said about the bright promising students.
I love this story so much.
Calling Doug Hutchison a child molester does in a way belittle a true child molester. He’s just being literal.
At 40 seconds. Why does the audience hate boullion?
However you decide to propose to Kelly, make sure to do it publicly.