“every time I remember that Blaine is fake and couldn’t possibly have a crush on me, and those blazers probably cost like $1,200.00, I get real sad too.” I am going to embroider that on a pillow.

no one vampire should have all that sparkle

Prediction on Darren Aronofsky’s next film: Requiem for a Dream (drugs lead to death)–>The Fountain (death is inevitable)—>The Wrestler (wrestling for a living inevitably screws your body over)—>Black Swan (dancing for a living makes your toenails fall off and also makes you go batshit crazy)—> “The Last Mile” (Cross Country makes your toenails fall off too)

Sorry, double post, but after I commented on her first video, and I tried to comment on this new one, it turns out that SHE BLOCKED ME.

OLD SCHOOL NICK HELL TO THE YES (ps Ahh! Real Monsters is terrifying)

It’s like the (better) alternate ending to I Am Legend where Will Smith’s character is all like ‘oh my bad, so I’m the asshole killing all the nice people here, whoa sorry zombies’.

This is definitely the scene. Yup. Look at us. We aren’t afraid of rebelling against the emptiness of (relatively comfortable suburban middle class) life! We are rude and loud and (completely devoid of any hint of the progress of the last 1000 years of human civilization) dumb and teenagers and we’re gonna do what we want (as long as Mum and Dad are in the car outside of the venue)! You can’t trap us! We’re gonna listen to ANGRY music full of (misguided and pointless) rage and dress like (a effeminate and lamer version of Hamlet) the sadness in our lives! SO SHUT UP JOE MAENDE YOU’RE PROBABLY AN OLD MAN ANYWAYS AHAHAHAH LOL OLD PEOPLE SUCKKKKK!!!!

Let me justify myself: Gym class is the only ray of light between endless AP classes and the promise of 6+ miles at practice after school. Also, my teacher comes in high half the time, not knowing where he is or what he’s doing.

Ultimately, it makes me wonder, what kind of horrible coach let a girl run a event when he should have noticed that she really can’t run hurdles DURING practice before PLACING her in the event!?

DAMMIT you beat me to it! And I found out after I posted! WHAT IS THIS CRUEL WORLD????????

Welcome to Leisurely Walking Club. The first rule of Leisurely Walking Club is: you do not talk about Leisurely Walking Club in outside voices. Inside voices only, please. The second rule of Leisurely Walking Club is: you DO NOT talk about Leisurely Walking Club in outside voices! That was almost an outside voice! We have to be civilized, guys. Third rule of Leisurely Walking Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or starts to breathe heavily, the leisurely walk must be stopped. Fourth rule: only two guys to a lane. Park gets crowded, you guys. Wouldn’t want stubbed toes, would we? Fifth rule: one step at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the walks must be conducted comfortably. No ties, no sports jackets. Charter Club polos are allowed. Seventh rule: walks will go on as long as it is comfortable. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Leisurely Walking Club, then you have to introduce yourself!

Thank you Mr. Wright! Or should I say, Mr. Teddy Roosevelt. (….that is teddy roosevelt, right?)

yo thats not funny parents are soo gross and theyre prob too cool for their parents likkkeeee my parents are so square they totes dont ev3n kno whts kool anymore i h8 old ppl hahahahah lollolollmao brokencyde is da bombbbb<3 luv them 4eva and eva!!!!!!! ROB PATTS IS MY HUSBAND!!!!!!