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YES YES YES for the Invention of Lying. What a self-indulgent piece of crap!
God, Mark Ruffalo. What a fox who is also good at acting. Good acting fox! Also, why was Andrew Garfield not nominated? THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, ACADEMY? Have any of you seen the cover of Details? He deserves some sort of award just for that picture.
I flew in from Chicago, and it was pretty great. Favorite sign: “There’s always money in the banana stand.” All economic issues SOLVED.
Jon Stewart mentioned the “Well, Christine O’Donnell, you’re not really me, because I’ve never had to deny being a witch” thing on The Daily Show the day that commercial aired. Still, SNL took it a few steps further. “I lack a sufficient number of newts”.
FROM BEHIND??
All the upvotes for you!
Also, you can’t wear glasses ever. Yuck! Glasses!
Boop!
I would love to insert the ape face onto Liz from My Life as Liz’s face in the new logo, BUT I am at my (design) internship and would not like to get fired. I hope another less busy monster takes this idea and makes it a reality.
Am I the only one who thinks its weird that George Clooney’s character from Up In The Air is also nominated for best original song for Crazy Heart?
Peter Stormare, why must you take ALL the laughs and put them in one video? Please distribute them among many videos, so there will be some laughs left for my children, and my childrens’ children.
I can’t believe nobody has corrected Gabe that it’s O. Henry, not O’Henry. (Downvote if you must)
Hey, baby!
I was a spy in the 60′s, but the British government cryogenically froze me for reasons I can’t remember because I haven’t seen the movie since I was in 8th grade. Anyways, I woke up in the future and had to pee a lot. After that, I discovered that the future is strange! Nobody wears blue polyester suits with lacy shirts underneath. I mean, seriously, those were groovy. The woman I was in love with is now old, but I work with her daughter who is smashing! My old nemesis still wants to take over the world, which is pretty lame. I mean, get a job, man. So, my question for you is: do you think I should bang the woman I work with? Or should we just remain good friends while fighting evil henchman?
Geek Love reference? Literary ZING!
Dammit, I thought I pressed the cancel button on my browser before my “Conane” comment posted. I’m an English major, this shit is unacceptable!
Conan hair is far too…how you say? Ah yes, SEXY.
Conane hair is far too…how you say? Ah yes, SEXY.
Well there isn’t a machine that does that yet, but I’m sure there will be by the time The Orphan 2: There’s Something Wrong With Esther…Seriously, You Guys comes out. For now, we’ll have to make do with EGOT necklaces.
Mac and Charlie know what she’s talking about: http://www.hulu.com/watch/26297/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-hard
We only have to wait until April…We can do it! Sí, se puede!
If you wait a month, you will only have to spend $5 at the bargain DVD bin…
“I’m Chuck Bass” – Chuck Bass
That has “catchphrase” written all over it. Cowabunga, dude!
I didn’t see your comment before I posted mine. My apologies.
I saw Be Kind Rewind and thought it was aight., but I saw it after spending a few days in Florida so perhaps my brain temporarily malfunctioned.