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Yeah, I’m not sure George Washington Carver would have invented his Peanut Internet if he had known it was going to be used for such nefarious purposes.
Do not question whether R. Kelly has a picture of a teenaged girl in his wallet, boo.
That depends. Do you have an impenetrable accent or drug-induced speech impediment?
You don’t have to understand what a man is saying to find him sexually attractive. Unfortunately, this is how I ended up having a three-way with Bob Dylan and Ozzy Osbourne )-:
“Yo, let me spit, Rob,” was the only sentence I understood — until they began to speak the international language (of roller skating in tight Spandex biker shorts).
I dunno, I think she rocks the aging porn star hairdo pretty well.
In JayLenoese, “inviting a fellow comedian, who has expressed justifiable animosity towards you and your ilk, onto your show in a display of incredible hubris” means “getting sucker-punched.”
I think the iPhone has an app that translates JayLenoese in real time, but I only have a rotary phone, so.