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SAD FACE.
Do not question whether R. Kelly has a picture of a teenaged girl in his wallet, boo.
That depends. Do you have an impenetrable accent or drug-induced speech impediment?
You don’t have to understand what a man is saying to find him sexually attractive. Unfortunately, this is how I ended up having a three-way with Bob Dylan and Ozzy Osbourne )-:
“Yo, let me spit, Rob,” was the only sentence I understood — until they began to speak the international language (of roller skating in tight Spandex biker shorts).
I dunno, I think she rocks the aging porn star hairdo pretty well.
In JayLenoese, “inviting a fellow comedian, who has expressed justifiable animosity towards you and your ilk, onto your show in a display of incredible hubris” means “getting sucker-punched.”
I think the iPhone has an app that translates JayLenoese in real time, but I only have a rotary phone, so.
Yeah, I’m not sure George Washington Carver would have invented his Peanut Internet if he had known it was going to be used for such nefarious purposes.