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I went there on its opening weekend and their stuff is amazing. They have all sorts of candy they’ll dip the bananas in and even have combinations named after AD things, like The Gob and Afternoon Delight.
I was (apparently) Cover Girl, one of the sponsors and a product advertised by Rihanna, who kept him from performing.
Please post a cute animal video every now and then in her honor, and also so this doesn’t turn into Crankyoldmanwhosmellslikewerthersgum.com
Gwyneth Paltrow
I don’t have anything clever to say except that this is probably Videogum’s finest post.
Look, I was fucking STOKED for Land of the Lost and I left about 20 minutes into it. If someone who had a countdown widget for it on their Google homepage (I even told someone it could be a literal pile of vomit as long as Danny McBride brought the funny) couldn’t stomach how awful it was, I don’t understand how anyone else could’ve enjoyed it.
We’ve been infiltrated by Russell Brand stans! I hope this ends up like when there’s a negative post anywhere about Clay Aiken and the Claymates just don’t quit.
Logic!
Team Pygmy Jerboa. Those things are cute as hell.
If women enjoy the sex, it’s nice? It’s not necessary? Believe me when I say, good sir, that my enjoyment is necessary.
No mention of how they made the “finger” SHIMMER? Like, put actual edible glitter in the candy bar so us ladies would go all “oooooh shiny” when we see it?
lol
Also I have been waiting all morning for this review. I’m so glad you guys are pure energy again. I wondered by all the telephones in my office rang at once.
I loved that most of the episode was really just an extended “RELAX, NERD,” although my roommate and I did get in a couple of “Relax, ‘technojeremy’” zings.
I commend this guy and his coke drinking abilities, and his Superman fake tattoo abilities, and his fucking living his life abilities, etc, but where is his CHIN?
I would rather have my sexual organs stimulated with a mouth and hands, but I don’t know if I can get behind this technique. I guess I’ll keep Colonel Buzzington after all.
Relax, “technojeremy.”
(Except not really.)
Sometimes I forget how much I really hate her. Like, a hate that burns and seethes and festers in my soul. Can we do a green screen challenge with her so we (I) can work some of this out?
I wonder if this is the first time bestiality has been announced like that in that building.
Jack’s jears resent this statement.
Ahh here we go.
“She also claims Cusick “placed his face on top of [her] breasts, moving his face from side to side.” He then squeezed her breasts with his hands.”
You left out the very scientific description of him motorboating her.
Alright maybe I win.
Will this solve my (unreported) issue of always having to log in when I comment? I click the ‘remember me’ box over and over, but every time I get on Videogum I’ve been logged out again.