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Frankie Muniz RIP.
Is Don Cheadle a tiny man or is this the worst photoshop of all time?
Just so long as your safe Gabe.
True story: When we were kids, my mum used to take us to Children’s Books fairs all the time. One time Judy Blume was there (in Australia!) but for whatever reason I couldn’t be there – important kid stuff. She was my favourite, so my mum raced across town to pick me up and speed me back there.
Unfortunately, I was too late. But Judy Blume left me a copy of Superfudge with the inscription ‘Dear [What What], I’m sorry I missed you and I hope you enjoy this, Judy’.
It’s still at my parents’ place somewhere.
This is at least the second time she’s been awarded ‘The Best’.
Sweet! My tip was #4.
GILMORE GIRLS 4 LYFE!
Chris Trash is trying to steal this week’s lowest rated.
The perfect crime.
What a weird looking kitchen.
Just say how much you hate Parks and Recreation. Guaranteed lowest rated.
“Fuck Katherine Heigl”
I don’t know why, but I can’t not see this starring Parker Posey. This has ‘Parker Posey’ writtn all over it.
In fact, I predict they’re going to clone Parker Posey twice so that she can play all the lead characters and the band will be called ‘Parker and the Poseys’ and it will be amazing.
Hey, congrats to all ballin’ monsters.
I’m actually heading to New York City (if it still exists) for a few weeks in September. Do any NYC monsters have any recommendations of things to see? Comedy clubs? Restaurants?
Ruthless People was the best. It’s pretty much Bette Midler’s only defense. And it’s a defense for EVERYTHING!
I would stab a baby in the face to see this film.
Um, how is it that the best part of the entire story hasn’t been mentioned? Depardieu’s friend handed him a ‘miniature Evian bottle’ when it became obvious he was going to pee. But it was too small and it overflowed, so that’s when he peed in the aisle.
You could almost hear a felt heart ripping apart.
Ryan Gosling is a sexual robot sent back in time to change the future for all the ladies.
Gay for Gosling.
I am serious about this. He’s the only dude I’ve ever looked at and thought ‘I would actually like to kiss him’. Just to see what would happen.
Nobody here drinks Fosters. It’s actually sort of hard to find.
Gabe’s right. Every single one of us is a sociopathic criminal.
But just like Wilde wrote his greatest poem in prison, our criminality has gifted the world some important treasures. Need I remind everyone of RAED and Bangs?
Our national broadcaster just had a survey for the best Australian albums of all time. Silverchair got in at number two.