We need to talk about how I live in Pittsburgh but you killed your twitter account.

When this movie came out, I fit Gabe’s demographic to a T and I loved this movie. Then I grew up.

Now I look back at my fondness for this movie with only shame and regret. Lovers of (500) Days of Summer will feel the same way when they re-watch it in 5 or 10 years.

Crispricks

Müeslsex

I can only imagine the INSANE phone calls retirees bombarded Congressional offices with….

“Good morning, Congressman/Senator _____’s office.”

“STOP THESE GOD DAMNED COMMERCIALS FROM BEING SO LOUD!”

“I’m sorry sir, I can’t understand you, could you speak a little softer please?”

“I AM NOT A MAN, I AM AN 85 YEAR OLD WOMAN. I’VE RAISED 6 CHILDREN SUPPORTED WHILE THAT BASTARD DRANK AND GAMBLED ALL OUR MONEY AWAY!”

*muffled shouts from background*

“SHUT UP FRANK, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’LL SWEAR I’LL SMOTHER YOU WITH THAT PILLOW.”

“I am SO sorry ma’am. I’m happy to hear you have such a lovely family but I really need to ask you to lower your volume.”

“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU WORK FOR ME!!! MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY SO YOU LISTEN TO ME! i WAS READIN’ ON THAT INTERNET ABOUT WHAT YOU WASHINGTON HOT SHOTS ARE UP TO AND I DON’T LIKE IT! SO YOU FIX THESE DAMNED COMMERCIALS OR YOU’LL BE LOOKIN’ FER A JOB IN NOVEMBER!!!!”

*click*

“You have a pleasant day too, you old bitch.”

*goes back to reading Videogum*

#FormerHillEmployeeGum

If you’ll excuse me while I put on my bitter, vindictive hat…

okay

I’m glad these “retards” are going to get voted in. It is with a heavy heart that I will be moving out of DC this week (tomorrow through Sunday) and it gives me a modicum of joy to know I won’t be around while this transition takes place. I’m not talking about politically, I’m talking about having to ride the train with the hoards of pleated khaki and blue blazered assholes conspicuously carrying a worn copy of Atlas Shrugged and all the ill-mannered, self-important pricks that will be coming to DC in these congressional staffs, non-governmental conservative groups, and Rand Paul’s political appointments (if we actually make it to 2013).

I may not be staring a new and better life right now but at least I know everyone in DC will be miserable. Have fun at dinner, Washington, D.C.!

My friend texted me during the show: “Name someone with a higher hotness to actual talent ratio.”

Any nominations?

When you watch Undercovers, your body makes a promise whether you do or not. ( Vanilla Sky jokes!)

Sad Keanu speaks with your Christian God.

I pretty much agree with every word you’ve written here. Except maybe “cog” in the next to last full paragraph. That’s bullshit, Gabe.

Forget The Hunt, I want to hear Steve Winwood’s review of that first Bing! link. “Pretty” or “NOOOOOOOO!”?

Needz more Russel Brand LOLz!!