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All it’s missing are Beaker’s vaguely racist musings on how black people and Mexicans can call each other whatever they want, and no one else can.
there’s a great scary mirror trick-out in the Ryan Reynolds remake of The Amityville Horror from a few years ago. it’s embarrassing to admit, but that movie scared the everloving crap out of me.
Ghostpupsters
Seriously, where are this kid’s parents? You would think they would be getting phone calls from concerned neighbors all the time. “Hattie? Yes, hi, it’s Pearl from next door? Yes, hi, how are you? Fine, uhhh well, I hate to have to do this again, but I heard some screaming coming from your direction earlier today, yes uhh something about haters and ginger snap cookies? Yes, I think it was your Robbie with his movie camera again. Look, it really scares the pets…”
The Big Lemeowski
If Kenny Powers was there, he could take all of them back to civilization on his jet ski!
Don’t you have other things to worry about? Like, oh I dunno, BEING ENDANGERED?!?!
WHOA, let’s not go saying things we can’t take back!
Topher likes his lovin’ to be anything BUT graceful, Pepper Ann.
“…so anyway, Jay, back in New York, before I met my wife, I used to bang this chick named Liz Lemon, and she had SUCH an ass…”
wait, what do you mean by “(first) book”? ARE THERE SEQUELS UHHHH FUUUUUUUU
Lady Spank Bank Folder would be a great band name.
he’s just been cutting onions, he’s making a lasagna…FOR ONE
According to this thing in on the new york times website (i know, i know…) it would go like Leno from 11:30-12, Conan from 12:05-1:05, and then Jimmy Fallon at 1:05, and then who gives a fuck about that mincing butt pirate Carson Daly?
nice.
Uhhhh…MLIT?
Gah! beaten to the punch again! kahdooz to you, Gobblegirl.
Yeah, because lord knows all the other people on that list were smart enough to stay away from drugs and live clean, moral lives.
oh, also watched “The Baader-Meinhof Complex”, which was meh. Interesting, and good cinematography and editing, but the characters were all really unlikable (even for terrorists, jeez!) and it was waaaaaay too long. it felt even longer than “Andrei Rublev”, which is 3 hours and 27 minutes long, by the way.
my favorite is when he surprises the old rich lady and her nurse by hiding behind the door, and he’s just randomly running an electric razor across his cheek. at that point the movie went from “enjoyable curiosity” to “genuinely great” for me.
Uhh any lingering questions about the awfulness of “Cop Out” were answered in the very last frame: “Directed by Kevin Smith”. (also the original title for the film was, I’m serious, “A Couple Of Dicks”. if they had any balls they would’ve stuck with that. Cop out, indeed!)
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (batshit [in a great way])
Muppet Christmas Carol (classic)
Andrei Rublev (loooooong [but great!])
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (masterpiece)
the one thing I remember about that movie is how Charlize Theron’s husband has a really thick Scottish accent, so whenever he tried to say “asthma”, i LOLed all the way to the bank.
I will be having a pizza/studying/paper-writing party for one here in Killadelphia. Have fun, monsters!
Good thing that college freshmen who still play with dolls are sooooooo coooooool, otherwise I’d be really worried about Andy.