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I’m not sure if this counts as a celebrity dream, but I once dreamed that I was Harry Potter. It was pretty cool until I died on a jungle gym deathtrap and became a ghost who also had a wheelchair. Being ghost Harry Potter in a ghost wheelchair was tough, you guys.
I was also grappling with my sad, unrequited love for Hermione after I became a ghost. I’m a straight women, so this was a really confusing dream overall.
I saw Prince Avalanche at Tribeca Film Festival, and I didn’t really like it. At least half of it is shaky cam, and the other half is shots of random ants, trees, and Paul Rudd’s mustache. I was looking forward to a comedy after the super depressing documentary Bridgroom that I watched earlier in the week, and there were a few funny moments but it wasn’t what I expected.
I think the leprechaun (or crackhead, according to witnesses) was just spotted in the tree. I wasn’t living there at the time, so I don’t know any more than the infamous news segment:
This was beautifully written, Gabe.
Also, this was my tip! I am available to sign any and all autographs and answer questions about
South Alabama, the home of perfect pizza heists and the Mobile leprechaun.
You are a thrifty saint. Thank you! I found another alternative from Oasis:
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Damn it, KCC. I muted your video, so I have no idea what you are saying, but I need your dress. And I found it using my superior Googling skills and general boredom at work, but I can’t afford it. Damn you.
Even though I have a Jeep Wrangler that is at least two feet off of the ground, I always check under my car for ankle-grabbing hillbillies who kidnap you , lock you in a cage, and then hunt you for sport.
I just realized that I’ve been misreading “Aphrodisiac Lollipops” as “Amnesiac Lollipops.”
*Cancels order.*
Well, did you see inkblot Jesus?!
Alternate theory: the cell phone is haunted/secretly murdering people.
He should salt and burn it. Just to be safe.
I was shushed by one of their crew members (Professional Shusher?) while they were filming a scene at Columbia on 118th last month. I wasn’t even talking or mouth-breathing! I was just walking home from work!
Naturally, I will be boycotting this show. Mostly because I am not interested in it, but also because of my new archenemy.
I would rather see the PeeWee suit over the skinned hipster option:
*Pours out a PBR*
I’m just going to say he’s a farmer.
30 Mac
Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?
(Nailed it)