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If it finds a way to successfully answer the question, “Are we there yet?” then I am getting one.

 +3Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: The Herstory Of Rap, Part 2 (17 comments)

History of rap without P. Diddy? That’s like the history of the world without Hitler.

 +5Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine" (36 comments)

It’s like having a blueberry muffin but only eating the blueberries, until you get really sick of blueberries.

Cream pie – Harmless prank.
Steak and kidney pie – Terrorism.

If you’re wondering, that typo was intentional in order to prevent anyone from checking my joke against the several thousand otherwise identical lame jokes posted on Twitter in the last 10 seconds.

This was the closes Rupert Murdoch would ever get to being a sweet old man.

 +22Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Exploding Sewer Charms You Despite Yourself (32 comments)

Pump My Ride

 +22Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Exploding Sewer Charms You Despite Yourself (32 comments)

“Then we installed some sick hydraulics.” -Xzibit

 +4Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS ARI GOLD'S WIFE'S NAME?! (56 comments)

I’m a whatever Ari Gold’s wife’s name is.

 +5Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS ARI GOLD'S WIFE'S NAME?! (56 comments)

Entourage is great television, apparently. Emmanuelle Chriqui tells us that her character “Sloan” is a stong woman that is even-keeled and confident. Wow, there’s so much subtext to her character that I didn’t catch at first glance. Like in that scene from last season when she tries anal sex with Eric. She was totally even-keeled right there. I used to think of this show was like a Sex and the City for frat boys, but I guess I just don’t get the subtext sometimes.

 +5Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Crossing The Street Is Dangerous, Maybe Don't Do It (40 comments)

Wire reports suggest that Rupert Murdoch is unharmed, delicious.

 +17Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: In England They Call Stephen Colberts "Joke Thieves" (28 comments)

In Germany there are no joke theives, because there are no jokes.

 +3Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

Aye, it makes me sad in the eye that someone will say mean things about one of my favorite movies in recent years.

 +12Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E04: Fairy Drink Drunk (28 comments)

“If a fairy godmother has a high blood alcohol level, the feeding vampire will subsequently become intoxicated as well.” – Wikipedia

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Two Chances At A Breaking Bad T-Shirt (49 comments)

I would sell my soul.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Are movies seriously dead? I haven’t seen Beginners yet, so maybe I’m rushing to judgment. But Beaver is considered one of the top movies of 2011. Am I dead?

 +3Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease! (56 comments)

Can he be the new Oprah now?

 +12Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Braco's Gaze: A Report (17 comments)

If you click on the italicized text it can link you to the article. Many links happen instantaneously. Others take a few months or never, depending upon the soul’s choice.

 +17Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT: Slow Motion Trampoline Accident (41 comments)

I’m pretty new to Videogum. So new in fact that this was the first trampoline accident I’ve witnessed here. My hands are shaking, and I think I am tearing up.

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ "Lesbian Scene" Open Thread (140 comments)

This is subversive. Makes me want to be a lesbian.

 +5Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M (74 comments)

Even if I didn’t know what the tattoo signified I’d say that it’s really pretty (No homo, no sarcasmo).

 +31Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Michele Bachmann, Ladies And Germs (65 comments)

It seems not a Dagobah when I don’t upvote all you guys.

 +8Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Michele Bachmann, Ladies And Germs (65 comments)

No more drinks for you guys. That’s it, I’m cutting you off.

 +7Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Shape-Shifting Robot Mannequin Helps You Shop Online Somehow (12 comments)

This is the Hugging Robot’s day-job I think.

 +24Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Robot Mouth Says "Go Back To Bed" (33 comments)

What’s so neat about this video is that it would be nearly impossible to fake this technological accomplishment. It absolutely couldn’t be done with just a microphone, a fleshlight, a Deer Park bottle, an empty computer case and a dude saying EHHH, OHHH, AHHH in the background.