If it finds a way to successfully answer the question, “Are we there yet?” then I am getting one.
History of rap without P. Diddy? That’s like the history of the world without Hitler.
It’s like having a blueberry muffin but only eating the blueberries, until you get really sick of blueberries.
Cream pie – Harmless prank.
Steak and kidney pie – Terrorism.
If you’re wondering, that typo was intentional in order to prevent anyone from checking my joke against the several thousand otherwise identical lame jokes posted on Twitter in the last 10 seconds.
This was the closes Rupert Murdoch would ever get to being a sweet old man.
Pump My Ride
“Then we installed some sick hydraulics.” -Xzibit
I’m a whatever Ari Gold’s wife’s name is.
Entourage is great television, apparently. Emmanuelle Chriqui tells us that her character “Sloan” is a stong woman that is even-keeled and confident. Wow, there’s so much subtext to her character that I didn’t catch at first glance. Like in that scene from last season when she tries anal sex with Eric. She was totally even-keeled right there. I used to think of this show was like a Sex and the City for frat boys, but I guess I just don’t get the subtext sometimes.
Wire reports suggest that Rupert Murdoch is unharmed, delicious.
In Germany there are no joke theives, because there are no jokes.
Aye, it makes me sad in the eye that someone will say mean things about one of my favorite movies in recent years.
“If a fairy godmother has a high blood alcohol level, the feeding vampire will subsequently become intoxicated as well.” – Wikipedia
I would sell my soul.
Are movies seriously dead? I haven’t seen Beginners yet, so maybe I’m rushing to judgment. But Beaver is considered one of the top movies of 2011. Am I dead?
Can he be the new Oprah now?
If you click on the italicized text it can link you to the article. Many links happen instantaneously. Others take a few months or never, depending upon the soul’s choice.
I’m pretty new to Videogum. So new in fact that this was the first trampoline accident I’ve witnessed here. My hands are shaking, and I think I am tearing up.
This is subversive. Makes me want to be a lesbian.
Even if I didn’t know what the tattoo signified I’d say that it’s really pretty (No homo, no sarcasmo).
It seems not a Dagobah when I don’t upvote all you guys.
No more drinks for you guys. That’s it, I’m cutting you off.
This is the Hugging Robot’s day-job I think.
What’s so neat about this video is that it would be nearly impossible to fake this technological accomplishment. It absolutely couldn’t be done with just a microphone, a fleshlight, a Deer Park bottle, an empty computer case and a dude saying EHHH, OHHH, AHHH in the background.