You don’t think the review is insulting and dismissive in its stylistic choices? What if I like that genre of film? Why does this reviewer have some sort of moral high ground?

This review is nothing more than an exercise in self-indulgence and pretension. It is sheer, self-aggrandizing, masturbatory glee. It is as poorly written as it is ill-conceived. In short, it is the worst review I’ve ever read on this website.