thank you guys! y’all are the best!!!

thats my middle school track he is training on! i’m totally going to go cheer him on at the marathon!

i was going to post this in the thread about the lazer eye sheep, but i was afraid it would just get lost and i would really like Nakedpainter to see this because i promise you, naked painter, that if you were to leave this world your son would miss you terribly. my best friend lost her father to depression when she was 13 and is currently trying to make a documentary about him. “I will be shooting a documentary this summer, when I go home, with the intention of exploring the life and death of my father through the people that knew him best as well as his own writings and videos, hoping to learn about the man I was only beginning to know and connect to on an adult level.” here is a link with more info on the film:
http://www.indiegogo.com/Currently-Untitled

i know that most of us monsters work hard and are broke, at least i know i am, but if any of you would like to help Cynthia with her project there is a “fund this project” button and i know every dollar helps. Thanks to everyone who has already donated i know it means the world to Cynthia, and please Naked Painter think of cynthia, and your son, next time you are feeling like leaving this world. No one can replace you.

better than “the chris gaines of yo-yo”

this is my resume:

OH I SEE IT NOW

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” I’m going to be so sad when this show is over, Dwight has some of my favorite quotes of all time.

it’s probably a puppy because it’s so hard to tell a puppy “no”

i’m still so young, with so many birthdays uncelebrated. i guess i’m just going to have to pretend every day of the next two years is my birthday to make up for all the ones i’m going to miss from being dead. because i was going to live for 730 more years.

whoops my bad that one was already done. i’ll be a little more careful next time, so that i don’t jump the gun and _________ prematurely. WHAT? you’re gross. clearly i meant “comment”

Listen up y’all cause this is it
The beat that I’m bangin’ is delicious [gross]

Fergalicious definition
Make them [underage girls] go loco
They want my treasure [nope]
So they get their pleasures from my photo [still no.]

You can see me, you can’t squeeze me
I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy [yes, actually, you are.]
I got reasons why I tease ‘em [jail?]
[underage girls] just come and go like seasons [i'm calling the cops]

Fergalicious
(So delicious) [nope]
But I ain’t promiscuous [try again]
And if you was suspicious [yes, very]
All that shit is fictitious [well, we have you on tape, so...]

I blow kisses [read: force kisses]
(Mwah)
That puts them [underage girls] on rock, rock
And they be linin [running away] down the block
Just to watch [find the police] what I got

i just really like that his name is Fergie….

i like to imagine her in jorts

if he chased amy more often, then maybe he could invest in some smaller jorts.