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Did someone say…. Shampanyae?
I can fix this… Replace the victims with strippers, the nazi’s with pigcops, the camp with postapocalyptic LA, and have the hero say ” Balls of Steel” thousands of times, and what do you get?
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
Haha, yea I thought the same thing, and then when they said they had a present for him outside I was like OMG CAMEL!? what an awful Christmas present that would be.
Dancing Chubby Child on Today Show: Sugar-loaded Kid? Or American Hero….. You Decide.
I just peed alittle…
Baby, for that, you have earned a Falcon Fist-Bump.
Sucks to be that guy….
Yet another fine entry to the WoW player hall of fame…. LEAVE WARCRAFT ALONE!
If Nicolas Cage can summon enough moxy to call himself an actor and misguided people agree with him…. Liam should definitely be allowed. Liam’s has more talent in his left lorry (there ya go teacherman) than Nicolas Cage does in his existence as a whole.
Wonder where he recieved his black belt from…. maybe the school of phooey….
Favorite Quote pertaining to Sex and the City:
“Ahh, Hi Miranda!” ” Oh, I’m Samantha, I have sex with… EVERYONE.”
Thank you Jason Segel.
I think this would be a good time to release my new generic brand silly bands! I call it “Silly Rope”!
Comes in brown, light brown, and dark brown!
He’s starting with what he knows best and what he loves in movies….. Himself….. Pretty soon, he will take the next step in the film industry into a either another Peter Pan remake, or a Disney movie where he will perform along side Tim Allen. Whether it will be as an elf, Tim’s son, or Tim’s love interest I’m unsure.
It was all funny because we had nothing in common… Im not large, or confederate, I hate McDonalds and camo hats, I can grow a full beard… But then he said the words that make me /facedesk and really feel guilty for doing the things I do…. “I play World of Warcraft”… You just had to let the world know didnt you? You had to make us feel guilty for enjoying the same thing you do didnt you? LEAVE WARCRAFT ALONE!
Think there’s no answer? YOU’RE SO STUPID!
Best…. Bomb-threat….. ever.
Next single on his album, ” I Love to Smang the Pussy, Hell Yeah” Yung Humma ft. Alpa Chino.
Ms. Mee you have been found gui-*hicc*, Ms. Mee you have been fo-*hicc*…………….. Ms. Mee you have been found guilty of murder in the first degree, and I hereby sent-*hicc*… I hereby sentence you *hicc*, I sent-*hicc*, I s-*hicc*, WTF, JAIL BITCH! *gavel slams* *hicc*.
You had to have a career in the first place to get it back.
Let me take this opportunity to announce my resignation as a graphic designer, and my entry into the world of organized crime. Coincidentally, this will also by most meaningful roll, Not because I enjoy organized crime, but because of my undieing hatred for Nicolas Cage.
Next you’ll hear a story about some woman REALLY wanting her disability check at like 2am, and the office being completely out of them. Then the woman goes berserk and attacks the window and the clerk… Haha that would be a ridiculous story….
Wait, what? That happened? At a Fast food restaurant? OVER CHICKEN NUGGETS?! Well at least the above reasoning is alittle more understandable.
“If it wasnt for my long cat… I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.” – Lewis Black
As an inspirational award-winning musician, I can see Gilbert’s frustrations.