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Is there a Portland meet-up, perchance? Not that I’d be able to make it anyway, but I’m in the process of relocating from Alaska. So I’m planning ahead. Way, way, way ahead. Next April is going to be awesome.

 +6Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Robot Sidekick Final Tally:
Craig Ferguson: 1
Gabe: 0
(29 comments)

Your name, your sartorially savvy avatar, your comment, and the giant red button on that marmoset’s lapel have made my morning. I thank you.

 +10Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: If You See Something, Meow Something (66 comments)

spats! and little white gloves, the better to accentuate the subtle wave at 00:30.

 +10Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Gym Tan Casting (28 comments)

Fairly confident that it is not me! If it were me, then I would be my own girlfriend/boyfriend, and that’s just way too much self-potato for this tiny monster brain of mine to handle.

 +10Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Valentine's Day Card Collection (44 comments)

Clever monsters! Bee mine, all of you. I so wanted to participate in this. Quitting my job to be a full-time monster is seeming more and more like a reasonable and super logical thing to do.

 +7Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Rip Torn Gambles On The Puppy Bowl (24 comments)

Rico, I think your phone is ringing!

 0Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer! (36 comments)

My Boyfriends, both real and otherwise, have always been into Tool because angst. Maynard!! is apparently a god to many men. So I have had this wine, and as a wine enthusiast (see: permanent blue film on teeth) I can say: this wine is much better than Tool is.

 +25Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

Here you are…

Kinda scary, no?

 +8Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is A "Journalist" For FOX News, Or: Puppies! (101 comments)

Holy crap, Lots of Love for this one! The “TA-DAAAAH!” arms are killing me.

 +13Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is A "Journalist" For FOX News, Or: Puppies! (101 comments)

The opposite of Sarah Palin still being in/on the news is Samoyed pup-pups growing in planter pots.

 +1Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already? (55 comments)

I am blushing for reals right now. Thank you, Mister Hausfrau! I think you won, too.

 +6Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already? (55 comments)

Win-full, for every single dome reason out there. Thank you!

 +14Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already? (55 comments)

 +7Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

More Soft Gabe so we don’t wear out the Hard Gabe, who may need to eat or sleep sometime right? Because we’re so happy there are so many posts (SO MANY POSTS! happy shouting) but worried that H.G. is going to burn himself out?

 +5Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

The nearest movie theater is four hours away by boat because Alaska, but Netflix:

District 9 = great, but I’d read way too much about it
Hangover = great, but I need to stop reading about movies and spoilering everything for myself
Twin Peaks Season 1 = not a movie, great
Black Adder Seasons 3&4 = cunning plan
The Lady Vanishes = this Alfred Hitchcork guy has got potential! one to watch

 +9Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Have A Great, Very Safe Holidays! (63 comments)

Congratulations to you and to the lucky Mrs. Werttrew, who must be rolling in the finest of gifs. And thanks for all your vgum archival work, it is much appreciated by this noob!

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

Same here! About being a freshly ex-lurker, not about my scarf in a door. Although it probably IS in one, damn scarves. The jealousy festering in my breast made commenting feel crucial. I have been waiting all 63 years of my life to awkwardly eat pizza with monsters.

 +10Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

This was supposed to be in reply to Aarfy’d up there. Of course I would mess up my first comment ever, that is why I don’t deserve a pizza party!

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

Ignoring the “sad ’cause it’s true” part, this comment makes me happy! Because I am not the only monster in Alaska!