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 +5Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Kirstie Alley Tattoo, Son (41 comments)

oh no.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: High on Crack Street: Lost Lives in Lowell (17 comments)

i wonder if he went to the north shore mall or the liberty tree.

jk of course the liberty tree, it’s the crack mall of the north shore 4 SURE

 +5Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard During Fight Over Lawnmower, Obviously (76 comments)

logged in just to express my excitement over limp bizkit reference……

AHH

too early, spooked myself

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Iguana Farts In A Bathtub (79 comments)

(choo-choo)

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

30 days of night train sounds like the worst month ever.

ever.

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

this could be a news headline for real. kids these days and their fruit punch boozes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men (138 comments)

i’m here. i think i’ll go back to bed. this is all too depressing.

 +8Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Blue Valentine/Being White Is Hard: Restless (79 comments)

that Gos is miii-yine.

 +2Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin's Alaska Is Your TV Show (51 comments)

you know palin loves that sweet sweet possum meat

 +4Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin's Alaska Is Your TV Show (51 comments)

well i ain’t lookin’ to be shot from no helicopter myself

 +11Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin's Alaska Is Your TV Show (51 comments)

Sarah Palin OR Bears?

Bears please

on TV and IRL

always and forever

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Eric Stoltz Gets Drunk And Buys A DeLorean On-Line (49 comments)

“fukmjfox” ……………………… that’s rich.

tgif you guyz! i’m spending my weekend in an elevator! -me

i know i’m late to the party but i remember that story vividly. so terrifying/depressing.

check it:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/video/2008/04/21/080421_elevators

watch the video. absolutely unnerving :( ((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 +11Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Dianne Rochenski (72 comments)

sounds like this has had a major lasting effect on you. a damaging effect.

are…

are you ok?

ps: when my friend was like 7 years old she had a hamster and she loved it so much and she took it out to “hug” it and squeezed it until it died. rodents make bad pets in many ways :(

 +7Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Jason Schwartzman Shills For The New Yorker's iPad App (37 comments)

i like what you did there

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Cool Ring Tones, Guys (53 comments)

ps if you forgot how awful that song is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ

can i borrow your jurassic park theme ringtone?

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Cool Ring Tones, Guys (53 comments)

i made mine darude – sandstorm as a joke but it’s not funny anymore :(

 +1Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

also i feel it’s important to mention: i’ve never been to india. indian food is pralllllllllllllllllllllllly better there, that i acknowledge.

 +8Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

punjabi dhaba in inman square, cambridge, ma is the best indian food i’ve ever had anywhere. ANYWHERE EVER OKAY?

vindaloo 4ever. can this thread make the shift over to a list of wonderful indian restaurants from our respective cities/states?

 +11Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Welcome Home, Pals! (133 comments)

did you guys know donald glover has a significant music thing going? childish gambino anyone? has this been discussed? can we discuss it?

i have a heavy crush, that’s all i’m sayin’
troy 4 ever <3+*~*+~+++*~~*=0^^

 +41Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Oprah-fy Yourself (68 comments)

 +21Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Oprah-fy Yourself (68 comments)

everyone looks so great! everyone gets a traaaaaasssshhhh caaaaaannnnnnn (to rummage around in)

 +43Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Oprah-fy Yourself (68 comments)

 +6Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

sidenote! in class yesterday the professor was very very quickly reviewing feudalism (re: marx social theory blah blah whatever “i go to college” -me)

AND some girl in the back raised her hand and said, “Have you ever seen that movie ‘A Knight’s Tale’? Like, there’s this peasant but he fakes his lineage and becomes a knight, like, is that possible? Did that really happen?”

and then I fell out of my chair and scurried out of the room, hissing and spitting of course.