Y’all need to trust me- that ain’t no wax figure up there. I worked with this cat on the set of Cop Out, and motherfucker looks JUST like wax. We used to joke that I should stick a lit piece of rope in his mouth and blow it out on my birthday, and he would laugh, but the dude got mad when I did it. That’s a double standard right there, Bruce. You can’t just laugh about being a candle and then get mad when you actually are a candle! This is 2011! Obama is president! Anybody can be candles, Bruce.