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 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: The Ultimate Golf #FAIL Compilation (32 comments)

Thank you, America, for always videotaping your golf for some reason. We should tape our entire lives and then make a supercut of our farts to lighten the mood at our funerals.

 +2Posted on Feb 27th | re: Today We Are All This Little Boy Dancing At An LMFAO Concert (16 comments)

This post is beautiful

 +4Posted on Jan 31st | re: How To Disappear Completely (Via Trampoline Accident) (13 comments)

I just think it’s great that we as a people have decided that videotaping our trampoline experiences is definitely a thing we should do.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

This whole thing is just about hair, right? All I see is hair.

 +32Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All This Lion (24 comments)

This is just how the world works. Every time I go to the zoo I desperately try to eat baby lion cubs through the protective glass. I know my efforts are futile but I respect the tradition of it.

 +4Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: Holiday Weekend Movie Trailers Round Up, You Guys (49 comments)

SHOTGUN STORIES WAS GREAT!!!

Jeff Nichols and Michael Shannon both did very good jobs on that film!

I HOPE TAKE SHELTER IS AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS, WHICH IS VERY GOOD!!

 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode One (48 comments)

Internauts

 +1Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

“WAIT FOR THE LICK!”

 +5Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“The pointy kitty took it!”

 +5Posted on Dec 22nd, 2009 | re: The 13 Cutest Animals Of 2009 (54 comments)

he could at least buy some sheets with all of that money.

lazy

 +4Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

The 6th Day, you guys

come on, the 6th Day is the worst in such an amazing way!

 0Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush (181 comments)

The 6th Day

the third Schwarzennegar movie (that i know of) to feature a scene in which arnold talks to his own clone/double. They’re pals!!
also: somehow Robert Duvall agreed to be in this?

 +21Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Forget it, Jake, it’s Cumtown.” – Gabe

 +19Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Gabe And Max's Most Revealing Video Yet: Guy's Night Out (48 comments)

come on.
everybody knows it isn’t really guy’s night out without truth or dare. or a sweaty round of twister. whichever is the manliest.

 +8Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: That's Your Chair: The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat (32 comments)

these are the best genital shots i’ve seen in a long time.
well done.

 +7Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Welcome Back To The Worst Show On Television (44 comments)

us southerners are so proud of this show. It’s like a mirror of our lives in the south. I mean, except it’s on the TV. It’s like a mirror on the TV full of metaphors (vampires).

(ugh)