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There’s no crying in baseball.

Bill Murray and ‘Lil Murray

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: The Plot Thickens (13 comments)

Very smart of them to appear on TV.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (72 comments)

Let’s watch Adventure Time.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

Lotta pizza talk here today, all of it gross. :(

 0Posted on May 21st | re: A Short Story About A Man And His Bartender (14 comments)

Would I still have to tip?

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Zombie Parkour, FINALLY (14 comments)

2 things I don’t enjoy together at last!

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Would You Buy Pizza If Your DVD Smelled Like It? (21 comments)

This makes sense, since their pizzas smell like plastic anyway.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Vin Diesel Exposes Hollywood's Body Image Problem (49 comments)

Ok Vin, then how do you explain this:

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

I thought Pam’s closing lines were a pretty nice way to wrap things up. I miss you, the Office.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: The Office Series Finale Drinking Game (21 comments)

-Felton drives and somehow gets a lay-up, and I think to myself, “Why haven’t I liked him all season?”
-I confuse Martin for Melo because my TV is too small and the orange headband is Melo’s thing, dude!

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

It’s too bad you had to split before they got there.

• New season must be watched in your mansion on your designer couch with your English butler serving you expensive drinks and snacks from a gold platter.

•New season must be watched while tweeting about watching new season. #newseason

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

Doesn’t announcing you have Invisalign defeat the purpose?

 0Posted on May 15th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

Jar$d

 0Posted on May 15th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

Don’t you think? A little too ironic?

 0Posted on May 15th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

Today has been good! I convinced my boss to take our staff out to a really great restaurant for lunch today, and it was amazing. I’ve been watching the 2nd season of Homeland and it’s been great! It’s 2 weeks utnil my wedding, so having something to watch after work instead of driving myself crazy with nerves is a good thing.

And it looks like it’s going to rain, which is great!

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (19 comments)

Wanna bet?

 0Posted on May 15th | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: UFO Drops Off Couple At Wedding (15 comments)

Bride Star Wars

wow seriously amy’s baking company

 0Posted on May 14th | re: This Is Just A Good Movie Trailer (11 comments)

 0Posted on May 14th | re: About Gwyneth Paltrow's $950 Shot Glass (30 comments)

Is this the weekly giveaway post?

 0Posted on May 14th | re: So, Did You See The Great Gatsby? (26 comments)

I liked the part where Gatsby drank from a $950 shot thimble.

 0Posted on May 13th | re: What Is Your Favorite Part About The Upfronts? (37 comments)

I clicked the link to confirm, and now I think I owe goop $4,000???!?