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 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies (291 comments)

40 Days and 40 Winks

 +8Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies (291 comments)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pajama Jeans

 +9Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies (291 comments)

How Serta Got Her Groove Back

 +17Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: Antoine Dodson's Internet Cycle Already Complete (53 comments)

I’m looking forward to sharing the ancient tale of Antoine Dodson with my grandchildren… when they arrive home from school this afternoon.

I made a comment that someone else had already made, and all I got were these stupid downvotes. Blerg; sorry Ozark Kisses.

My colleague drugged and sodomized an underage girl, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

Xavier Beauvois pulls [a t-shirt] off the shelf. “Rape-Rape, by Polanski. Rape stuff. That’s what I wear,” he says, putting it back. “That’s what I wear.”

Yawn.

 +42Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (52 comments)

Agreed.

 +14Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (52 comments)

Two episodes of 30 Rock is one of the only things that can almost make no Parks & Rec acceptable (almost).

 +22Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (52 comments)

This comment succinctly sums up how I felt about last night’s episodes; now if you’ll excuse me I need to give a banana to Annie’s Boobs.

 +28Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy (81 comments)

French Revolution : Squeezy Revolution :: Liberty, Equality, Fraternity : Kids, Nikes, Playstation

 +56Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy (81 comments)

Fuckin’ taxes, how do they work!?

 +6Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Video Game: Mean Girls: The Game (86 comments)

Clearly you haven’t played Ms. Pac Man. Also all of the Mario games…

 +44Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks (49 comments)

This is fantastic; I just sent this video to all my friends, so expect like 4 more views any minute now.

 +15Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face (57 comments)

The allusion to face-peeing leaves me with one question: do you pee out of your testicles, Gabe? Is that something that’s going to happen to me when I get older? My body is undergoing so many changes that I don’t understand right now. Jolly Ranchers!

 +26Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: TV Will Continue To Often Be Terrible (89 comments)

As sad as this sounds, I think that at this point, her traveling abroad to film a pointless and self-serving reality television program, thereby leaving her kids in the hands of someone else, is one of the best things that she can do for them. That being said, woof; these shows.

 +10Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010 (33 comments)

 +3Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010 (33 comments)

Nothing can take down the Grimace.

 +24Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: A Preview Of Tonight's Videogum Birthday Party (77 comments)

Let’s hear Charles out on this one; maybe Questlove has a gay accent? You know how we all hate those.

 +8Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: A Preview Of Tonight's Videogum Birthday Party (77 comments)

The introduction to this video is a continuous string of TWSS. Just sayin’.

 +16Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Operation Watch This: Pixels (22 comments)

Also, “Fucking pixels, how do they work?”

This kid in 10 years: “Nah, that’s not me; must just be someone who looked similar when we were younger.”

Mom in video: “That was Timmy Dumont, singing Bad Romance.”

This kid in 10 years: “Dammit.”

 +15Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (78 comments)

Upon reading this comment, I performed several air-fives, in order determine the optimal method; the things I do for love (Topher).