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 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

Flanny, you are my constant.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

“Would anyone object to a production of Hamlet in outer space?”

Perfect, James. Just perfect.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

Man there is just so much to lol at though. I’ve started viewing James Franco the same way I view Michael Bay or Gwyneth Paltrow. Sure they are all terrible but I think my life might be a little less bright if I could not laugh at them.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

Ha! So glad James Franco and Danny McBride could team up again after Your Highness. I really think As I Lay Dying will serve as a good follow-up. Remind me. As I Lay Dying is kind of a buddy comedy with lots of jokes about drugs and sex right?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Imagined Plot Lines For Stefon: The Movie (21 comments)

People say to me “I want a Stefon movie” and I’m like, you think you want a Stefon movie but you are not even a real person that actually exists.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

I think they could have had Erin as teens before they were married or something. The real weird part was that the documentary was about 6 months old at this point and they waited for the panel to find her. Would it have been so hard to just walk into the office or send her a letter or something?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

I may or may not have started crying a little bit as soon as Joan Cusack said she had a question for Erin.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

Also, did anyone else think it was really weird how quickly they transitioned into Hannibal? Like I was still drying my eyes when all of a sudden they start talking about serial killers competing against each other or something. You just couldn’t keep yourself from ruining the moment a little bit could you, NBC?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

I think my favorite thing over the entire series has been watching Jim and Dwight’s friendship evolve. You always knew he and Pam were gonna make it but his relationship with Dwight has been kind of a surprise. One of my favorite moments was watching them work together on that sales call where they did they called customer service. One of my best friends is a guy I hated when we first met and I love watching that change happen. Gutten prank, Office. Gutten prank.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (58 comments)

Didn’t he leave his dream job for Pam so she wouldn’t have to leave Scranton? That seems like a pretty huge gesture. Sure maybe he was being a dick leading up to that but ultimately he resigned himself to a job he had always wanted out of, and then said he was happy to be there because it made her happy.

Shrimp and grits.

I will say this in Farrah’s defense: The way things are with kids and the internet now, Sophia will probably know about this either through her friends or a series of horrifying Google searches for her own name long before she is 13 years old. I imagine her response to this revelation being something along the lines of “Yeah. Duh.”

I am, however, a little concerned with her saying she is going to “show” her daughter because that could mean all types of things and I’m already not very confident in her judgement.

I just want to go ahead and confess that this is my favorite video even close to such a category: http://youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Patton Oswalt Vs. Amy's Baking Company (17 comments)

Apparently it is attracting tourists now who want to go there because of all the crazy things they have heard. They should change the name to Amy’s The Room.

Grumpy cat jokes are still very cool and timely, right? Ok perfect.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Ahmed Angel Is Planet (30 comments)

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Ahmed Angel Is Planet (30 comments)

Oh please! He is not even a practicing planet anymore and his contributions to it were not even that significant when he was. Sure, it’s great that he is bringing awareness and creating interest, but there are just so many other guys out there that are way more important to planet.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Reddit Restores 87-Year-Old Photo Of Grandfather (2 comments)

“I guess it was pretty nice that a bunch of people wanted to use their particular limited skill set to help a complete stranger with a sentimental gift for his aging grandfather, even if those assholes should have been using Photoshop to cure cancer.” – Gabe

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Is This Video Of A James Franco Photo Shoot Hilarious? (44 comments)

You have to wonder what kind of geniuses are running the props department at GQ… “Oh you are working on a comedy shoot with James Franco? That’s great because I have tons of stuff related to killing yourself.”

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Is This Video Of A James Franco Photo Shoot Hilarious? (44 comments)

So many possibilities for Trump related porno movie names…

 0Posted on May 15th | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: UFO Drops Off Couple At Wedding (15 comments)

“The truth is out there… but the FUN is right here!” –what I fantasize that Fox Mulder says on dates

 0Posted on May 15th | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: UFO Drops Off Couple At Wedding (15 comments)

They wanted to continue in that tradition just in an entirely new way.

I almost feel bad for her being a sad and confused young women who is somewhat obsessed with fame and money, but then I remember that her book cover kind of seems like giving a big middle finger to her daughter….

I had a Lunchable because being 27 can go straight to hell.

 0Posted on May 9th | re: Poor Gwyneth Paltrow, Though (42 comments)

Crowded huh? Well geez now I feel bad for grumbling about how I spent my night working out a budget so I would know how much is left for groceries if I go visit a friend in another city this weekend. Really puts things in perspective. Thanks, GP!