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You make one hell of a caucasian, Jackie
Its like Ferngully meets Gamer meets Return of the Jedi?
Okay, does anyone remember why Conrad “Little Girls Name” Hilton was even at the party in the first place? Why didnt the Rodge know about this dude at his party? Maybe he couldn’t see through all the blackface
Wait, is this a September Fool’s joke or something? Cause I might be sad if it was . . .
And also, where was Chris Noth a.k.a. “Detective Bigs” farewell videos?
Jeff Golblum alone, who owns the youth, gains the future
I feel like “Open Water 2″ is the real zinger here, because its the only one that should make perfect sense to the characters in the movie.
“Everyone knows cell phones dont work on water!”
- Biff
That picture/explanation of Dale is The World’s Greatest
Wait,
ew.
I thought there were definitely funny parts to the movie (stupid tapes, polar bears’ noses, etc.) but by the end I totally didn’t think that it was in any way a comedy? Instead of seeing it as an absurd romp through the laughable trivialities of corporate America, I just saw it as one big framework around this character that we never really understood because he is a compulsive individual with serious issues centered around these techniques that he (and many, many intelligent people) use to try to manipulate the world to their own twisted reality. It was like a huge joke, and the punch-line was an isolated, sad, and repressed mind. So maybe it is a comedy, if half of comedy is surprise and it is all one big joke
Okay, Hollywood is just reaching for anything as source material now. The Tooth Fairy? Yeah, we can stretch that to 90 minutes. I can’t wait until “Trix: The Movie” when the rabbit finally catches up to those damn kids
or “2(girls) + 1(cup) = x. Solve for x”
Ooh, I smell a Best New Party Game
“You’re walking in the desert, you see a tortoise, and you reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. You fellate the tortoise. Why is that, Leon?”
My Brothers Trapper Keeper
I dunno, is capitalism really the bad guy here, Michael Moore? Because I feel like capitalism is the thing that we are all trying very hard to fix.
It’s insane, this guy’s taint!
It’s insane, this guy’s taint!
Thats what she said!! Like all of it! Am I right guys?
you so win at alliteration
The real question is: why aren’t we talking about this Ally McBeal convention?
I want to go to there
Angels dont look like that. Angels look like
Because man! The History Channel!
I’m tired of all these fictional homosexual characters, they are destroying the literary sanctity of fake marriage, FIRST DUMBLEDORE AND NOW THIS!?
So what, you have to just get in the car that sells necro-bestiality to buy it? I feel like even for people into necro-bestiality, getting into a necro-bestio-mobile parked in the forest is like the king of bad ideas.
How Stella Otter Groove Back
The Lives of Otters