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 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

Rick Perry is the reason I’m super scared of admitting I’m a Christian :(
Phew, that’s certainly difficult to do while hiding behind an internet-shaped wall of anonymity. Guys, don’t nail me to planks for that?

 +23Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie's (44 comments)

Jeffrey Jarret is fucking dead…

…DEAD SERIOUS ‘BOUT BUYING HIS ROOMMATE AND A FRIEND A ROUND OF DRINKS, MEXICAN FOOD AND A TRIP TO A STRIP CLUB!

 +3Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: The Andy Serkis Thing Is Weird: Open Thread (39 comments)

Andy Serkis was on Fresh Air (RADIOgum?) last week talking about… exactly this.

http://www.npr.org/2011/08/04/138930501/serkis-playing-virtual-parts-on-the-big-screen

it’s good, if you’re interested.

 +4Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

On a per-having-a-single-place basis, like, maybe. I do have a roommate, I pay more than that, I work from home, I don’t live far from him. I also have many more square feet than that. But if that was my price range, and I was comfortable enough living there, then, hey! $800! Like, sure, maybe that’s not a great way to live for most people, but he seems content enough and puts work and thought into making himself more comfortable and hey let’s get off his nuts, internet.

 +4Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

PS on second read that sounds sarcastic! It is not! Apartments in the city cost more than that!

 +4Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

whatEVER he only pays $800/month!!!

 +5Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

Th3 Thrills & Compl3xity of S3xual Awak3ning

 0Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: This Is How You Run (30 comments)

This is how you mosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkuljjmRrOk

 +15Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

OH MY GOD MY FIRST TRIP TO THE BALL
I WANT TO THANK GOD AND CAKE FOR GIVING US KIRSTIE ALLEY

 +75Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

OCEAN’S WAXLEVEN

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: The Eighth Summer Jam Of 2011: Dough Hughes's "Lights, Camera, Agent!" (26 comments)

DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN WAR OF THE WORLDS?

http://www.tv.com/dough-hughes/person/184441/summary.html

 +46Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality (56 comments)

FAKE AND GABE

 +5Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Debbie (55 comments)

that made me feel weird so i made it stop

 +20Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality (56 comments)

“Even more to the point, one might point out that regardless of the Bible’s position on homosexuality, it has much more to say about kindness, generosity, patience, and tolerance towards other human beings, and that it is these qualities that Christians should focus on and strive towards rather than denigrating their belief system by debasing it to a dogma of hatred and bigotry.”

- Thank you Gabe, sincerely. I appreciate this because I love Jesus and Videogum. #JesusGum #YouAreRight

 +7Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: New Videogum Promise: Kathie Lee Gifford Dancing Animated GIFs (47 comments)

There are not nearly enough upvotes in the world for this joke. Fair-weather commenter/design nerd logged in exclusively for this purpose.

 +1Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Ron Artest Has A Stand Up Comedy Tour, Obviously (34 comments)

“What He Gives Us: The Eternal Dry Humping of the Apocalypse”

 +7Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: This Weekend's Movies, Reviewed Solely Based on Their Titles (45 comments)

You should have quoted the entire lyric: “LAW THINGS IN MY SKIN…etc…”

 +13Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread (92 comments)

The Android commercial in which the robot gets thumbs sewn on to him wins the nightmare of the year award. That’s the ad that was dreamed up by the marketing intern who happens to be the CEO’s nephew and is also real goth or something?

 +7Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Timmy Sings Ke$ha To Usher In 2011 (29 comments)

Sang wha? to whom?

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I am going to be a tree. A pear, a bird, and a birdhouse adorn my branches. Hidden in my bark, speakers playing bird calls.

 +5Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Charlie Sheen Doesn't Need Your "Get Well Soon" Balloons (83 comments)

This guy knows what you’re talking about:

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

I Now Pronounce You Woodchuck and Larry
The Legend of Magners Vance

(reppin’ for my ciders, and also bad movies?)

 +4Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Donald Duck And Glenn Beck For Some Reason (51 comments)

Not only should I do that, but I should do that.

 +46Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Charlyne Yi Gets PUNK'D By TMZ Because Fuck Poor People? (52 comments)

VIDEOGUM EVERYWHERE CHALLENGE: Hit TMZ in the head, with a tire iron.