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Rick Perry is the reason I’m super scared of admitting I’m a Christian
Phew, that’s certainly difficult to do while hiding behind an internet-shaped wall of anonymity. Guys, don’t nail me to planks for that?
Jeffrey Jarret is fucking dead…
…DEAD SERIOUS ‘BOUT BUYING HIS ROOMMATE AND A FRIEND A ROUND OF DRINKS, MEXICAN FOOD AND A TRIP TO A STRIP CLUB!
Andy Serkis was on Fresh Air (RADIOgum?) last week talking about… exactly this.
it’s good, if you’re interested.
On a per-having-a-single-place basis, like, maybe. I do have a roommate, I pay more than that, I work from home, I don’t live far from him. I also have many more square feet than that. But if that was my price range, and I was comfortable enough living there, then, hey! $800! Like, sure, maybe that’s not a great way to live for most people, but he seems content enough and puts work and thought into making himself more comfortable and hey let’s get off his nuts, internet.
PS on second read that sounds sarcastic! It is not! Apartments in the city cost more than that!
whatEVER he only pays $800/month!!!
Th3 Thrills & Compl3xity of S3xual Awak3ning
This is how you mosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkuljjmRrOk
OH MY GOD MY FIRST TRIP TO THE BALL
I WANT TO THANK GOD AND CAKE FOR GIVING US KIRSTIE ALLEY
DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN WAR OF THE WORLDS?
FAKE AND GABE
that made me feel weird so i made it stop
“Even more to the point, one might point out that regardless of the Bible’s position on homosexuality, it has much more to say about kindness, generosity, patience, and tolerance towards other human beings, and that it is these qualities that Christians should focus on and strive towards rather than denigrating their belief system by debasing it to a dogma of hatred and bigotry.”
- Thank you Gabe, sincerely. I appreciate this because I love Jesus and Videogum. #JesusGum #YouAreRight
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“What He Gives Us: The Eternal Dry Humping of the Apocalypse”
You should have quoted the entire lyric: “LAW THINGS IN MY SKIN…etc…”
The Android commercial in which the robot gets thumbs sewn on to him wins the nightmare of the year award. That’s the ad that was dreamed up by the marketing intern who happens to be the CEO’s nephew and is also real goth or something?
Sang wha? to whom?
I am going to be a tree. A pear, a bird, and a birdhouse adorn my branches. Hidden in my bark, speakers playing bird calls.
This guy knows what you’re talking about:
I Now Pronounce You Woodchuck and Larry
The Legend of Magners Vance
(reppin’ for my ciders, and also bad movies?)
Not only should I do that, but I should do that.
VIDEOGUM EVERYWHERE CHALLENGE: Hit TMZ in the head, with a tire iron.