This sort of hits on the problems I had with the movie.

My main problem: it seemed like the director was assuming everyone in the audience had read the books. The primary example would be the (spoiler?) death of Rue. If you had not read the book, should the 5 minutes (movie time) that Katniss and Rue spent together really give you the sense that Rue’s death would have that kind of impact on Katniss? It was a nice scene and all, but it seemed like undeserved payoff.

Oh yeah, and that fire…the worst. Whatever the special effects budget for this movie was, it was apparently not enough. That, or they spent it all on the ‘Minority Report’ control room.

Isn’t that what the Gummy’s are?

Although I still think this is a good suggestion, since I don’t think the Gummy’s are happening this year (at least I thought I read that somewhere).

I hope I wasn’t the only one (along with my girlfriend) who had to contain my laughter at the shiny, naked-ghost makeout, because I was certainly the only one in the packed theater I saw it in.

Well I’m sure she usually gets paid with a 15 dollar bill, which totally explains why she was shocked that the single bill she received did not equal the total amount she was due.

Canada did it!

But it’s funny because it’s a boy dog dressed up as a girl dog! A GIRL DOG!

Today, we are all Kevins.

Very iguana, very fart!

Dead Alive is a masterpiece. My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I like it so much. The gore doesn’t gross me out so much as it makes me laugh.

So does “two and a half inches of thick material.”

I just hope that when I put my Autumn Jams playlist on shuffle, this song and “Lemme Smang It” never play back-to-back.

Good thing Birdie can’t retire, she’s a dog!

Seriously though, how sad is it that the MOTHERFUCKING KING OF POP had to die (and well after he was an actively performing/recording) to get a hollywood biopic, and all Justin Bieber had to do was be popular in a very impressionable and fanatical demographic for like a year and a half!