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 0Posted on May 20th | re: Saturday Night Live: Ben Affleck And Kanye West (16 comments)

Can I just say that the picture above is stopped at JUST the right time to capture so many potential-captions over everyone’s head? Who did that? Wes Anderson? It looks like Wes Anderson did it.

What is everyone thinking in the photo above? I’ll go first:

Jennifer Garner – wow, I approve of that performance, Ben!
Bill Hader – So…now what do I do?

 0Posted on May 10th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

Also, you KNEW there’s be a muth-effin’ montage sequence of Jim and Pam that would make us all cry. Guilty as charged. Congrats writers-of-the-Office. Your week is done.

 0Posted on May 10th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

I think the Office is going out on a high note. They struggled after Carrell left, but now that they knew this year was the end, I honestly think they’ve done an admirable job of tidying things up where it’s not patronizing to the audience, but at the same time, being just-patronizing enough to make us satisfied w/the ending…which hasn’t ended yet.

I guess what I’m saying is, it’s not the Sopranos.

“Fukin shit?”
“Damnit! Who wrote that on AJ’s cue card! Anything you print on that he reads!!!!”

 0Posted on Apr 19th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Christopher Nolan’s Involvement > Zak Snyder.
What I’m saying is…anything Nolan does, I’m in.

A-I D-A
Attention – do I have your attention, now that you could fall 13,000 feet?
Interest – are you interested in getting down because it’s fark-or-walk at this point!
Decision – have you made your decision to Christ…that you will go up or down this mountain alive?!
Action – get off this horrible, dangerous place

Truer words never spoken.

I was just shocked Akoroyd didn’t have a “Please, please, please, please someone, anyone, help me make Ghostbusters 3 why don’t you like me anymore I’m still funny!!!” shirt on.

The funniest part of the show was that the second half was basically a carbon copy of Jamie Foxx’s episode, which was the funniest second-half show of the year. Kudos. You had Maine Justice, a fake-movie-trailer, and the porn girls (Swarkioske crystals!).

 +14Posted on Mar 11th | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake Enters The Five-Timers Club (53 comments)

I was getting tired of Stefon, but then Hader pulled out “You’re Mother and I Are Separating” and I about Hugh Jackman’d myself.

Everytime I see Michael Cera lately, I just wait for him to go pick up a guitar and start playing Devil’s Haircut…you know, because he’s really Beck in make-up.

 +5Posted on Mar 8th | re: Courtney Stodden Is OUR Generation's Nick Kroll (41 comments)

Not to overuse the word “literally” like everyone else, but holy crow, I LITERALLY cannot watch these videos. This is beyond “trainwreck” tv/videos now. The only way I’d watch her is if they tied me up like Clockwork Orange w/my eyes open.

 +8Posted on Feb 26th | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

“No, Chloe….Chloe….CHLOE!! The camera is this way” – everyone working on the set

 +9Posted on Feb 26th | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

She sounds like Luke from Modern Family, only 1,000,000 times more annoying.

 +1Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

This…yes. The Shatner scene was very SNL-ish in that the cold open went on about 3-4 minutes too long. In this case, it was about 5-6 (although most of you would say all-of-it).

 +2Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

K Stew gifs anyone? Anyone? Can’t I get a montage? A mutha-cluckin’ montage!?

 +8Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

My apolgies…you meants NBCs Olympics coverage. I’m such a Seth.

 +4Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

I know NBC sucks at everything so it’s easy to assume they show the Oscars, but they were shown on ABC (the makers of Cop Rock!).

 +1Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

The show was really weird, but…I’m probably in the minority….I thought Seth was funny. It’s the friggin Oscars. Lighten up. I don’t like the Family Guy (or any of his shows) at ALL. But, this and SNL, I have to effing apologize, but I liked him.

That being said, it was still wayyyyyyyyy to long and over-the-top and weird. Chicago tributes? Marvin Hamlish getting “the hammer” on the In Memoriam segment? So many songs?

 +5Posted on Feb 21st | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (22 comments)

His name is Jameeeeeeees Cameron
The brave-est pioneeeeer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Could it be?
Yes it’s him!
James Cam-er-onnnn

Plus, that ring and that couple…it’s like (dramatic pause)….a perfect storm!
#christophermcdonalddeserveslovetoo

Poor John Krasinski. Even after directing a movie, co-starring in a few bad ones, being married to hottie Emily Blunt, he’s STILL “Jim from the Office”.

C’mon NiktheDuck. Have you no respect?

 +12Posted on Feb 11th | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Bieber (15 comments)

And don’t forget about the Bieber Body Doubles sketch. That was funny too. I mean…the whole episode was great. If Bieber weren’t so friggin’ creepy, this episode might sway me to like him, just as Timberlake did. But…the creep factor. Ugh.

 +5Posted on Feb 11th | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Bieber (15 comments)

I, like most people, enjoy it when others enjoy what I enjoy. I feel vindicated…but not too many people can like it, because then I don’t like it.

What I’m trying to say is, I thought Glice was so friggin’ hysterical. That sketch and Maine Justice are the top two of the year IMHO.

 0Posted on Feb 8th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (26 comments)

Sung Kang? That’s Joo Sef Goo Don Yivet in disguise.
#wasthatracist?

 +5Posted on Feb 6th | re: Ugh, Your Baby Has Got To Move On (33 comments)

I wonder what the other six kids in the back of that Excursion are thinking? Probably, something along the lines of, “mom and dad, quit being so selfish by playing this song and ruining the planet you bastards!”. Amiright?