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 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

#teamgwyneth #teamteresa

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

I instagrammed a lot of it. My username there is the same as here with an underscore.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

YES. (Though if you drank as many as I did, it was an absurdly expensive drink that no one could afford).

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

My dissenting opinion: The Gwyneth was better. The weekend was amazing. I think some folks aren’t weighing in yet b/c they’re stuck in airports b/c of the sequestration + airport wifi being expensive.

 0Posted on Mar 29th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

In many parts of the country, uncapitalized coke is the what all sodas are colloquially called. Well, just ‘coke’ not the whole phrase ‘uncapitalized coke.’

 +1Posted on Mar 8th | re: Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT! (39 comments)

Errybody on the train in New York has brown shoes with everything all the time. I was so taken aback at first, but now it’s just the way of the world.

 +12Posted on Feb 26th | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

This video gave me flashbacks to the Olsen twins cough-syrup pizza party. Only slower. And scarier.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Actual Residents Of Harlem Respond To "Harlem Shake" Meme (66 comments)

I am late to this, but we are very proud of them because they are good kids who are very talented.

Why can’t he close his mouth?

 +11Posted on Jan 28th | re: Some Extraordinary News (69 comments)

More like Asparlame.

 +1Posted on Dec 23rd, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Year This Year? (138 comments)

There are a lot of us up here, and we hang out on the regular. We’d love for you to join!

 +16Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (39 comments)

Did anyone else almost die from laughter at Jane as Gallagher on Happy Endings?


 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: X-Treme Power Vs. Horrid Henry (24 comments)

Horrid Henry is an upcoming British movie based on a series of children’s books. It’s an actor! He also hung out with Anjelica Huston!!

 +46Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (107 comments)

I almost missed this post because of my Gerry filter.

 +5Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL (15 comments)

I was leaving Central Park and passed Trump Tower the other day (with DirtySpaceNews!) and heard a tourist behind me, in all seriousness, tell his girlfriend “Oh that place was in that Eddie Murphy movie about the heist.” I laughed a lot but was also glad that he knew of it because of a terrible movie rather than a terrible person.

 +3Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Guys Should Show Off Whenever Possible Too, I Guess (15 comments)

Umm what the hell is happening at 2:20 behind him with bad shorts guy and blue shirt dude?

 +17Posted on Aug 28th, 2012 | re: Today Is The Most Boring Day Of The Internet Year (71 comments)

So I went to Mr. Coconuts last week with lizzzing and myfakeironlung, and it was great. And I had the opportunity (correction, and I forced the opportunity) to say hello to Gabe, and instead of saying anything of any consequence, I think I pat his arm or something and said “Good websitin’” dropped g and all.

What I meant to say was “Hey dude, thanks for, you know, making this website that has such a great community of people who I have gotten to know over time first via the internet and now in real life who are some of the kindest, most gracious, quality people I’ve ever met, and they have made my transition from Alabama to New York a smooth and enjoyable one, and gee thanks for having such a large impact on my life through creating this thing. Also your jokes were neat.”

But nope, instead “Good websitin’”

 +3Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: Vennu Mallesh's "It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do" (9 comments)

Why does this only have seven comments? Maybe people were convinced by all of the satisfied looks getting thrown around in the video, but this is comedy gold.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2012 | re: Mr. Coconuts Is In Two Weeks! (2 comments)

I am going to this. V. excited.

 0Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out! (11 comments)

Hooray!

 0Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out! (11 comments)

I meant to type ‘too’ dammit.

 +2Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out! (11 comments)

I WILL BE THERE. My first official task as a New York monster, so everyone else come to dammit.

 +3Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References (85 comments)

“The way you’re ambushing me with these questions out of left field, I feel a little like I’m jogging straight into a shrub like in the charming In the Land of Women.”

 +20Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

While an atheist, I do see Scientology as definitely more ridiculous than all of the other religions like wo.

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: The Dan Harmon And Community Morning News Round-Up! (37 comments)

And it was a delight.